Token of Rememberance from Friends

COULD YOU THINK OF A SOLUTION?

2009-06-25T13:54:00.001+08:00

Many years ago in a small Indian village, a farmer had the misfortune of owing a large sum of money to a female village moneylender. The female Moneylender, who was old, fat and ugly, fancied the farmer's handsome son,Cliff.

So she proposed a bargain.

She said she would forego the farmer's debt if she could marry his son. Both the farmer and his son were horrified by the Proposal.

So the cunning female moneylender suggested that they let Providence decide the matter. She told them that she would put a black Pebble and a white pebble into an empty moneybag. Then the son would have to pick one pebble from the bag.

If he picked the black pebble, he would become her husband and her father's debt would be forgiven.

If he picked the white pebble he need not marry her and his father's debt would still be forgiven.

But if he refused to pick a pebble, his father would be thrown into Jail

They were standing on a pebble-strewn path in the farmer's field. As they talked, the moneylender bent over to pick up two pebbles. As she picked them up, the sharp-eyed son noticed that she had picked up two Black pebbles and put them into the bag.

She then asked the son to pick a pebble from the bag.

Now, imagine that you were standing in the field. What would you have done if you were the son? If you had to advise him, what would you have told him?

Careful analysis would produce three possibilities:

The son should refuse to take a pebble.

The son should show that there were two black pebbles in the bag and expose the moneylender as a lying,backstabbing female cheat.

The son should pick a black pebble and sacrifice himself in order to save his father from his debt and imprisonment.

Take a moment to ponder over the story. The above story is used with the hope that it will make us appreciate the difference between lateral and logical thinking.

The son's dilemma cannot be solved with traditional logical thinking. Think of the consequences if he chooses the above logical answers.

What would you recommend to the son to do?

Well, here is what he did....

The son put his hand into the moneybag and drew out a pebble. Without looking at it, he fumbled and let it fall onto the pebble-strewn path where it immediately became lost among all the other pebbles.

'Oh, how clumsy of me,' he said. 'But never mind, if you look into the bag for the one that is left, you will be able to tell which pebble I picked.'

Since the remaining pebble is black, it must be assumed that he had picked the white one. And since the moneylender dared not admit her Dishonesty, the son changed what seemed an impossible situation into An extremely advantageous one.

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Most complex problems do have a solution.
It is only that we don't attempt to think.

Source: Hidayah.net

THREE WORST MEN !!!

2009-06-17T14:01:00.002+08:00

There were three men competing to see who was the worst one in the world. The first one attacked a woman, beat her until her teeth fell out and she bled from her nose and ears. He beat her so savagely that she fainted. He turned to the others and said, "I am the worst one of all."

The second man stepped up to rape her and beat her further until she was almost dead. He turned to the others and said, "No one can be worse than me."
The third one stepped up, smiled coldly, and said, "No, I am the worst one even though I just stood by and watched, because this woman is my sister.

The woman is Palestine.
The first man is Israel.
The second is the West.
The third is the Arab world that stood by and did nothing.

While the Arabs are in safety eating at McDonald, burger king or drinking coffee at Starbucks Or Drinking Coka Cola, buying American-Israeli goods, while they turn off the news whenever something about Palestine is shown, while they spend their time giving money to companies that support the Israeli army economically. .. while they do that...

A Palestinian IS...

* being shot,
* becoming homeless,
* starving,
* hiding from rockets
* loosing an arm or a leg,
* loosing a parent
* loosing a brother or sister or a child
* becoming blind
* living in chock

All of this while the Arabs are sitting on their big asses eating at MacDonald And StarBucks, while the Arab leaders are having perfect relationships with America and Israel, while they blame the Palestinians for defending themselves and advice them to settle for a cheap peace like they did but their country was not stolen... so why do they advice the Palestinians do settle for anything??

By the Time!

Man is surely in loss,except those who believed and did good works, and exhorted one another to Truth, and exhorted one another to patience - Surah 103 - Al-'Asr

Do remember us in your prayers and seek Forgiveness, Strength in Eimaan and Guidance for the Ummah from Allah. O Allah Guide us to remember you in all our states and guide us to turn to you in all our matters

Do not leave a sin from us without forgiving it and set us free from hell fire

let's not even forget to pray for our oppressed brothers and sisters in Iraq (includes Abu Gharib or newly 'Baghdad prison'), Bosnia, Chechnya, Afghanistan, Kashmir, Somalia, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Algeria, Sudan, Guantanamo Bay, and elsewhere in this world along with heart-beating Palestine!! May Allaah forgive us all! Ameen

Source: Hidayah.net

Zabarjad - Karam

2009-06-16T09:51:00.001+08:00

Old song that make me wonder how is life should be. Lets sing the song je la..
Jangan nangis sudah..

Zabarjad - Karam

Dapatkah putik kan menjadi bunga
Kiranya cuaca sering gerhana
Dapatkah kasih bersemi selamanya
Ataupun aku harus berserah kepadaNya
Yang Maha Esa

Mestikah ada satu perngorbanan
Sehingga terjadinya perpisahan
Kiranya itu satu permintaan
Perlukah kau dan ku merelakan

Kita hanya insan yang selalu mengharpkan
Suatu yang indah dalam percintaan
Di kala tiba dugaan mendatang
Aku kau tinggalkan

Karam aku di lautan duka
Bila wajahmu hilang di mata
Tiada berita pengubat rindu
Di kala sendu

Kubiarkan luka di hati berdarah
Sehingga kering dimamah mentari
Apakah salahku
Disakiti sebegini

Perlukah aku terus mengharapkan
Camar yang hilang kembali ke sarang
Apakah masih ada kerinduan
Yang tersimpan di hatimu sayang...

A Story About A Marriage Meeting

2009-06-04T13:51:00.003+08:00

Once there was a very handsome, pious, well educated young man, whose parents emphasised for him to get married. They had seen so many marriage proposals, and he had turned them all down. The parents thought it was becoming a little ridiculous or suspected that he may have someone else in mind.

However every time the parents left the girls house, the young man would always say "she's not the one!". The young man only wanted a girl who was religious and practicing, however one evening his mother arranged for him, to meet a girl, who was religious, and practicing.

On that evening, the young man, and girl, were left to talk, and ask each other questions. (As one would expect). The young man, being a gentleman that he was allowed, the lady to ask first.The young girl asked the young man so many questions, she asked about his life, his education, his friends, his family, his habits, his hobbies, his lifestyle, his enjoyment, his pastime, his experiences, his shoe size..

The young man replied to all of her questions, without tiring, and politely, with a smile the young girl took up nearly all of the time, over an hour, and felt bad, and asked the young man do you have any questions? The young man said, it's ok. I only have 3 questions...

The young girl thought, wow, only 3 questions okay, shoot.

The young man's first question was,
Who do you love the most in the world, someone who's love nothing would ever overcome?

She said, this is an easy question; my mother, he smiled

Second question, he asked, you said that you read a lot of qur'an, could you tell me which surahs you know the meaning of?

Hearing this she went red and embarrassed and said, I do not know the meaning of any yet, but I am hoping to soon insha'allah I've just been a bit busy.

The third question the young man asked, was I have been approached for my hand in marriage, by girls that are a lot more prettier than you, why should I marry you?

Hearing this the young girl was outraged, she stormed off to her parents with fury, and said I do not want to marry this man he is insulting my beauty, and intelligence.

And the young man and his parents, were once again, left without an agreement of marriage.

This time, the young mans parents were really angry, and said what did you do to anger that girl, the family were so nice, and pleasant, and they were religious like you wanted. What did you ask the girl?? Tell us!

The young man said, firstly I asked her, who do you love the most? she said, her mother,

The parents said so, what is wrong with that??

The young man said, "no one, is Muslim, until he loves Allah, and his messenger (saw) more than anyone else in the world"

If a woman loves Allah and the Prophet (pbuh) more than anyone, she will love me and respect me, and stay faithful to me, because of that love, and fear for Allah (swt). and we can share this love, because this love is greater than lust for beauty.

The young man said, then I asked, you read a lot of qur'an, can you tell me the meaning of any surah?

And she said no, because I haven't had time yet. so I thought of that hadith "ALL humans, are dead except for those who have knowledge"

She has lived 20 years and not found ANY time, to seek knowledge, why would I marry a woman, who does not know her rights, and responsibilities, and what will she teach my children, except how to be negligent, because the woman IS the madrasa (school) and the best of teachers.
And a woman who has no time for Allah, will not have time for her husband.

The third question I asked her was, that a lot of girls, more prettier than her, had approached me for marriage, why should I choose you? That is why she stormed off, getting angry.

The young man's parents said that is a horrible thing to say, why would you do such a thing, we are going back there to apologize.

The young man said I said this on purpose, to test whether she could control her anger.
The Prophet (saw) said "do not get angry, do not get angry, do not angry" when asked how to become pious; because anger is from Satan.

If a woman cannot control her anger with a stranger she has just met, do you think she will be able to control it with her husband??

So, the moral of this story is, a marriage is based on,
Knowledge, not looks,
Practice, not preaching,
Forgiveness, not anger,
Spiritual love, not lust.
and compromise

One should look for a person who
1) Has love for Allah (swt) and the messenger (saw)
2) Has knowledge of the deen, and can act upon it.
3) can control her anger
and another important and crucial factor. that she be
4) willing to compromise.

And it goes both ways, so women seeking a man, should look for the same things.

Insha'allah, may Allah make every marriage a success, and let us create Love for Allah and his messenger(saw) so that Allah can bless us, and create love in our lives.

There is no better structure founded in Islam other than marriage. - The Prophet of Islam (saw)
Ameen
By the Time! Man is surely in loss,except those who believed and did good works, and exhorted one another to Truth, and exhorted one another to patience - Surah 103 - Al-'Asr

Do remember us in your prayers and seek Forgiveness, Strength in Eimaan and Guidance for the Ummah from Allah. O Allah Guide us to remember you in all our states and guide us to turn to you in all our matters. Do not leave a sin from us without forgiving it and set us free from hell fire

let's not even forget to pray for our oppressed brothers and sisters in Iraq (includes Abu Gharib or newly 'Baghdad prison'), Bosnia, Chechnya, Afghanistan, Kashmir, Somalia, Uzbekistan, Tajikistan, Algeria, Sudan, Guantanamo Bay, and elsewhere in this world along with heart-beating Palestine!! May Allaah forgive us all! Ameen

ALLAH KNOWS BEST..
safe n salam

Source: ReachCircle@yahoogroups.com

THE COFFIN

2009-06-04T08:53:00.004+08:00

A pretty woman was serving a life sentence in prison. Angry and resentful about her situation, she had decided that she would rather die than to live another year in prison. Over the years she had become good friends with one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others, was to bury those prisoners who died in a graveyard just outside the prison walls.

When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a bell, which was heard by everyone. The caretaker then got the body and put it in a casket.Next, he entered his office to fill out the death certificate before returning to the casket to nail the lid shut. Finally, he put the casket on a wagon to take it to the graveyard and bury it.

Knowing this routine, the woman devised an escape plan and shared it with the caretaker. The next time the bell rang, the woman would leave her cell and sneak into the dark room where the coffins were kept. She would slip into the coffin with the dead body while the caretaker was filling out the death certificate. When the care-taker returned, he would nail the lid shut and take the coffin outside the prison with the woman in the coffin along with the dead body. He would then bury the coffin.

The woman knew there would be enough air for her to breathe until later in the evening when the caretaker would return to the graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up the coffin, open it, and set her free. The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this plan, but since he and the woman had become good friends over the years, he agreed to do it.

The woman waited several weeks before some-one in the prison died. She was asleep in her cell when she heard the death bell ring.She got up, picked the lock of her cell, and slowly walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught a couple of times. Her heart was beating fast.She opened the door to the darkened room where the coffins were kept.

Quietly in the dark, she found the coffin that contained the dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to come and nail the lid shut. Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the hammer and nails. Even though she was very uncomfortable in the coffin with the dead body, she knew that with each nail she was one step closer to freedom.

The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken outside to the graveyard. She could feel the coffin being lowered into the ground. She didn't make a sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave with a thud.Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of the wooden coffin, and she knew that it was only a matter of time until she would be free at last.

After several minutes of absolute silence, she began to laugh. She was free! She was free!. Feeling curious, she decided to light a match to find out the identity of the dead prisoner beside her. To her horror, she discovered that she was lying next to the dead caretaker.

Many people believe they have life all figured out..... but sometimes it just doesn't turn out the way they planned it .

BANYAK REZEKI BUKAN BUKTI ALLAH REDHA

2009-05-27T10:59:00.004+08:00

KEKAYAAN TIDAK SEMESTINYA TANDA ALLAH SAYANGKAN KITA

Oleh,
Ahmad Jailani Abdul Ghani
21/05/2009
www.ustjai.wordpress.com

Kita kerap menyangka, apabila kita kaya, rezeki melimpah ruah, hidup senang, itu tandanya Allah sayang kepada kita. Kita juga selalu berkata apabila kita miskin, rezeki sempit, hidup susah, itu tandanya Allah murka kepada kita. Adakah benar begitu? Jawabnya; TIDAK!

Allah berfirman dalam Surah Al-Fajr ayat 15;

Oleh yang demikian, maka kebanyakan manusia apabila diuji oleh Tuhannya dengan dimuliakan dan dimewahkan hidupnya, (ia tidak mahu bersyukur tetapi terus bersikap takbur) serta berkata dengan sombongnya: “Tuhanku telah memuliakan daku!”

Ayat tersebut menunjukkan sikap sebahagian manusia yang menjadikan kekayaan sebagai kayu pengukur bahawa Allah redha kepadanya. Sedangkan hakikatnya dia menjadi sombong dengan kekayaannya itu.

Dalam Surah yang sama, ayat 16, bermaksud; Dan sebaliknya apabila ia diuji oleh Tuhannya, dengan disempitkan rezekinya, (ia tidak bersabar bahkan ia resah gelisah) serta merepek dengan katanya: “Tuhanku telah menghinakan daku!”

Ayat ini pula menceritakan bagaimana pandangan manusia yang keliru dengan menyangka bahawa Allah telah menghinanya hanya semata-mata dengan ujian kesempitan rezeki. Ya, mereka rasa terhina, terutama apabila kawan-kawan datang dengan memandu kereta berjenama besar, kita pula memandu kereta yang ekzosnya terpaksa diikat dengan tali “rafia”. Aaahh.. manusia memang keliru dengan pandangannya sendiri. Jika benar pandangan ini, bermakna Qarun yang kaya itu adalah hamba Allah yang soleh, manakala Nabi Musa yang miskin itu adalah termasuk dalam golongan yang dihina oleh Allah. Jika tepat pandangan ini, maka Muhammad SAW adalah dimurkai Allah, manakala Abu Lahab adalah kekasih Allah. Betapa songsangnya kesimpulan ini.

Selepas itu, pada ayat ke 17, Allah menjelaskan dengan maksudnya; Jangan demikian, (sebenarnya kata-kata kamu itu salah). Bahkan (perbuatan kamu wahai orang-orang yang hidup mewah, lebih salah lagi kerana) kamu tidak memuliakan anak yatim, (malah kamu menahan apa yang Ia berhak menerimanya).

Sebenarnya inilah yang banyak berlaku, terutamanya dalam kes pembahagian harta pesaka. Adik beradik si mati akan berebut-rebut harta pesaka yang ditinggalkan oleh si mati yang ketiadaan anak lelaki. Tetapi, yang menghairankan kita ialah harta pesaka mereka berebut tetapi nafkah anak-anak perempuan yang yatim itu tidak dipedulikan, malah lebih memalukan mereka sanggup berkata; “Alaa.. mak dia ada.” Sejak bila pula orang perempuan wajib menafkahi anak-anak mereka?

Surah Al-Baqarah ayat 216, bermaksud; Kamu diwajibkan berperang (untuk menentang pencerobohan) sedang peperangan itu ialah perkara yang kamu benci; dan boleh jadi kamu benci kepada sesuatu padahal ia baik bagi kamu, dan boleh jadi kamu suka kepada sesuatu padahal ia buruk bagi kamu. Dan (ingatlah), Allah jualah Yang mengetahui (semuanya itu), sedang kamu tidak mengetahuinya.

Ayat ini menjadi penenang kita, bahawa ada perkara yang kita tidak menyukainya tetapi kemudiannya terbukti, sangat berfaedah kemudiannya, begitulah sebaliknya.

Oleh itu, sahabat-sahabat sekalian, sapulah air matamu, ukirkan senyuman, binalah semangat dan ingat, Allah sentiasa bersamamu dan Dia Maha Adil.

Sekian.

Kisah Cinta Seorang Suami

2009-05-06T14:06:00.000+08:00

KISAH CINTA SEORANG SUAMI

Artikel cinta ini berdasarkan kisah yang benar.
Dilihat dari usia beliau sudah tidak muda lagi, usia yang sudah senja bahkan sudah mendekati malam. Masa Pak Suyatno, 58 tahun ke sehariannya diisi dengan merawat isterinya yang sakit. isterinya juga sudah tua. Mereka berkahwin sudah lebih 32 tahun.
Mereka dikurniakan 4 orang anak .......di sinilah awal cubaan menerpa, setelah isterinya melahirkan anak ke empat .........
tiba-tiba kakinya lumpuh dan tidak boleh digerakkan. Hal itu terjadi selama dua tahun.

Menginjak tahun ke tiga seluruh tubuhnya menjadi lemah bahkan terasa tidak bertulang lidahnyapun sudah tidak mampu digerakkan lagi.

Setiap hari Pak Suyatno memandikan, membersihkan kotoran, menyuapkan, dan mengangkat isterinya ke atas tempat tidur.
Sebelum berangkat ke tempat kerja dia meletakkan isterinya di hadapan TV supaya isterinya tidak berasa kesunyian.

Walau isterinya tidak dapat bercakap, tapi dia selalu melihat isterinya tersenyum, dan Pak Suyatno masih berasa beruntung kerana tempat kerjanya tidak begitu jauh dari rumahnya, sehingga siang hari dia
boleh pulang ke rumah untuk menyuapi isterinya makan. Petangnya dia pulang memandikan isterinya, mengganti pakaian, dan selepas maghrib dia temankan isterinya menonton tv sambil bercerita apa sahaja yang dia alami seharian.

Walaupun isterinya hanya mampu memandang (tidak mampu memberikan respons ), Pak Suyatno sudah cukup senang bahkan dia selalu menggoda dan bergurau dengan isterinya setiap kali menjelang tidur.

Rutin ini dilakukan Pak Suyatno lebih kurang 25 tahun. Dengan sabar dia merawat isterinya bahkan sambil membesarkan ke empat buah hati mereka, sekarang anak-anak mereka sudah dewasa tinggal si bungsu yang masih kuliah.

Pada suatu hari ke empat anak Suyatno berkumpul di rumah orang tua mereka sambil menjenguk ibunya. Kerana setelah menikah mereka tinggal dengan keluarga masing-masing.

Dan Pak Suyatno tetap merawat ibu kepada anak-anaknya, dan yang dia inginkan hanya satu: semua anaknya berjaya.

Dengan
kalimat yang cukup hati-hati anak yang sulung berkata : "Pak kami ingin sekali merawat ibu ... Semenjak kami kecil kami melihat bapak merawat ibu dan tidak ada sedikit pun keluhan keluar dari bibir bapak, bahkan bapak tidak izinkan kami menjaga ibu."

Dengan air mata berlinang anak itu melanjutkan kata-katanya .........

"Sudah yang kali keempat kami mengizinkan bapak menikah lagi, kami rasa ibupun akan mengizinkannya. Bila papak akan menikmati masa tua bapak dengan berkorban seperti ini .....
kami sudah tidak sampai hati melihat bapak begini... kami berjanji akan merawat ibu dengan sebaik-baiknya secara bergantian," ujar anaknya yang sulung merayu.

Pak Suyatno menjawab hal yang sama sekali tidak didugaoleh anak-anaknya.

"Anak-anakku. .... jikalau hidup di dunia ini hanya untuk nafsu.... mungkin bapak akan berkahwin lagi.... tapi ketahuilah dengan adanya ibu kalian di sampingku... . itu sudah lebih dari
cukup. Dia telah melahirkan kalian..."
Sejenak kerongkongannya tersekat..." Kalian yang selalu kurindukan hadir di dunia ini dengan penuh cinta
yang tidak dapat dinilai dengan apapun.Cuba kalian tanya ibumu apakah dia menginginkan keadaannya seperti Ini ?

Kalian menginginkan bapak bahagia .... Apakah batin bapak dapat bahagia meninggalkan ibumu dalam keadaannya seperti sekarang ?

Kalian menginginkan bapak yang masih diberi Allah kesihatan yang baik dirawat oleh orang lain .......bagaimana dengan ibumu yg masih sakit ?

Sejenak meledaklah tangis anak-anak pak Suyatno...Merekapun melihat butiran-butiran kecil jatuh di pelupuk mata ibunya... Dengan pilu ditatapnya mata suami yang sangat dicintainya itu...

Sampailah akhirnya Pak Suyatno diundang oleh salah satu stesen TV swasta untuk menjadi panel jemputan acara Bimbingan Rohani Selepas subuh dan juru acara pun mengajukan pertanyaan kepada pak
suyatno...

Kenapa bapak mampu bertahan selama 25 tahun merawat Isteri yang sudah tidak mampu berbuat apa-apa?

Ketika itu pak Suyatno pun menangis.... tamu yang hadir di studio yang kebanyakan kaum ibu pun tidak mampu menahan haru...

Disitulah Pak Suyatno bercerita... Jika manusia didunia ini mengagungkan sebuah cinta tapi dia tidak mencintai kerana Allah maka semuanya akan luntur...

Saya memilih isteri saya menjadi pendamping hidup saya .......Sewaktu dia sihat diapun dengan sabar merawat saya... Mencintai saya dengan sepenuh hati zahir dan batinnya bukan dengan mata kepala semata-mata. .. dan dia memberi saya 4 orang anak yang lucu dan baik-baik...

Sekarang dia sakit berkorban untuk saya kerana Allah... Dan itu merupakan ujian bagi saya.

Sihat pun belum tentu saya mencari penggantinya. .. apalagi dia sakit ... Setiap malam saya bersujud dan menangis dan saya mengadu kepada Allah di atas sajadah supaya meringankan penderitaan isteri saya.

Dan saya yakin hanya kepada Allah tempat saya mengadukan rahsia dan segala kesukaran saya...kerana DIA maha Mendengar... .

Adakah anda sanggup berkorban sebegini demi cinta?

Source/thanks to: Hidayah.net

LET US THINK ABOUT IT...

2009-05-06T09:17:00.003+08:00

Orang kata aku lahir dari perut mak..
(bukan org kata...memang betul)

Bila dahaga, yang susukan aku.... mak
Bila lapar, yang suapkan aku.... mak
Bila keseorangan, yang sentiasa di sampingku.. .. mak
Kata mak, perkataan pertama yang aku sebut.... Mak
Bila bangun tidur, aku cari.... mak
Bila nangis, orang pertama yang datang .... mak
Bila nak bermanja, aku dekati.... mak
Bila nak bergesel, aku duduk sebelah.... mak
Bila sedih, yang boleh memujukku hanya.... mak
Bila nakal, yang memarahi aku.... mak
Bila merajuk, yang memujukku cuma.... mak
Bila melakukan kesalahan, yang paling cepat marah.... mak
Bila takut, yang tenangkan aku.... mak
Bila nak peluk, yang aku suka peluk.... mak
Aku selalu teringatkan .... mak
Bila sedih, aku mesti talipon.... mak
Bila seronok, orang pertama aku nak beritahu..... mak
Bila bengang.. aku suka luah pada.. mak
Bila takut, aku selalu panggil... "mmaaakkkk! "
Bila sakit, orang paling risau adalah.... mak
Bila nak exam, orang paling sibuk juga.... mak
Bila buat hal, yang marah aku dulu.... mak
Bila ada masalah, yang paling risau.... mak
Yang masih peluk dan cium aku sampai hari ni.. mak
Yang selalu masak makanan kegemaranku.... mak
kalau balik ke kampung, yang selalu bekalkan ulam & lauk pauk..... mak
Yang selalu simpan dan kemaskan barang-barang aku.... mak
Yang selalu berleter kat aku... mak
Yang selalu puji aku.... mak
Yang selalu nasihat aku.... mak
Bila nak kahwin..Orang pertama aku tunjuk dan rujuk..... mak

Aku ada pasangan hidup sendiri....

Bila seronok, aku cari....pasanganku
Bila sedih, aku cari.... mak

Bila berjaya, aku ceritakan pada....pasanganku
Bila gagal, aku ceritakan pada.... mak

Bila bahagia, aku peluk erat....pasanganku
Bila berduka, aku peluk erat.... emakku

Bila nak bercuti, aku bawa....pasanganku
Bila sibuk, aku hantar anak ke rumah.... mak

Bila sambut valentine.. Aku bagi hadiah pada pasanganku
Bila sambut hari ibu...aku cuma dapat ucapkan “Selamat Hari Ibu”

Selalu.. aku ingat pasanganku
Selalu.. mak ingat kat aku

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Disiplin Islam Ketika Bercerai

2009-05-05T17:19:00.001+08:00

Disiplin Islam Ketika Bercerai

Oleh

Zaharuddin Abd Rahman

www.zaharuddin.net

Soalan

Minta jasa baik ustaz untuk menerangkan tentang displin penceraian dalam Islam. Satu lagi, sekarang ini biasa berlaku di tempat kita, bila bercerai isteri akan balik rumah ibu bapanya. Saya ada dengar ia tidak dibolehkan, benarkah?

Jawapan UZAR

Mengulas persoalan talaq atau penceraian dalam Islam memerlukan huraian yang panjang lebar dan boleh mencecah tahap sebuah buku. Justeru, saya hanya akan memetik beberapa bahagian sahaja.

Penceraian adalah jalan terakhir yang disediakan Islam bagi pasangan suami isteri yang menghadapi masalah sama ada ketidakserasian atau juga masalah lain berkait dengan zalim, tidak tunai tanggung jawab dan lainnya.

Terdapat ulama yang menyatakan talaq ini sebenarnya amat dibenci sehingga sampai tahap dilarang dan ia hanya diharuskan apabila cukup syarat dan sebabnya atas nama 'keringanan' atau 'rukhsah'.

Nabi s.a.w bersabda :-

أبغض الحلال إلى الله الطلاق

Ertinya : "Perkara halal yang paling dimurkai Allah adalah Talaq ( penceraian suami isteri)"( Riwayat Abu Daud, Al-Hakim ; As-Suyuti, Ibn 'Adiyy : Sohih ; Al-Munawi, tidak sohih )

Namun pendapat ini tidaklah kuat kerana Nabi sendiri pernah menjatuhkan talaq ke atas hafsah Bt Umar Al-Khattab dan kemudian ruju' kembali. Kesimpulannya ia hanyalah makruh. (Riwayat Abu Daud, Ibn Majah, Nailul Awtar, 6/247 )

Ini bertepatan dengan sabda baginda s.a.w : -

"Saya tidak suka kepada laki-laki yang suka kawin cerai dan perempuan yang suka kawin cerai." (Riwayat Thabarani dan Daraquthni)

Dan sabdanya pula:

إن الله لا يحب الذواقين والذواقات

Ertinya : "Sesungguhnya Allah tidak suka kepada laki-laki yang suka kawin cerai dan perempuan-perempuan yang suka kawin cerai." (Riwayat Thabarani dengan sanad Dhoif kata Al-Munawi)

Namun demikian, talaq yang hendak dijatuhkan mestilah mengikut tatacara dan displin yang ditentukan Islam seperti berikut : -

1) Jangan Dicerai Ketika Isteri Haid & Nifas.

Haram dan berdosa hukumnya seorang suami menjatuhkan talaq isterinya dalam keadaan isterinya dalam keadaan :

haid
nifas
setelah disetubuhi waktu suci isteri kecuali sudah jelas wanita itu mengandung.

Justeru, bagi suami yang ingin menceraikan isterinya, pastikan bukan dan tiga situasi tersebut.

Ini adalah tanda fitrahnya (bertepatan dengan naluri manusiawi yang normal) hukum Islam, kerana dalam keadaan haid, termasuk juga nifas, seorang suami wajib menjauhi isterinya. Barangkali karena terhalangnya dan tketidakmampuannya mengawal nafsunya itu yang mendorong untuk menjatuhkan talaq.

Ia juga mungkin terdorong oleh perilaku isteri sewaktu haid. Sedangkan diketahui mental dan mood sang isteri tidak stabil diwaktu haid dan nifas terutamanya. Justeru tidak wajar sama sekali dibenarkan penceraian di waktu itu jika terdorong dek rasa marah dan tidak puas hati itu.

Syeikh Al-Qaradawi berkata :

"Sebagaimana diharamkannya mencerai isteri di waktu haid, begitu juga diharamkan menceraikannya sewaktu suci sesudah bersetubuh. Sebab siapa tahu barangkali si perempuan itu memperoleh benih dari suaminya pada kali ini, dan barangkali juga kalau si suami setelah mengetahui bahawa isterinya hamil kemudian dia akan merubah niatnya, dan dia dapat hidup senang bersama isteri karena ada janin yang dikandungnya." ( Al-Halal Wal Haram Fil Islam )

Dalam hadis yang diriwayatkan oleh Imam Bukhari dikisahkan, bahwa Abdullah bin Umar Ibnul-Khattab pernah mencerai isterinya waktu haid. Kejadian ini sewaktu Rasulullah s.a.w. masih hidup. Maka bertanyalah Umar kepada Rasulullah s.a.w., maka jawab Nabi kepada Umar:

Ertinya : "Suruhlah dia (Abdullah bin Umar) supaya ruju' kembali, kemudian jika dia mahu, cerailah sedang isterinya itu dalam keadaan suci sebelum disetubuhinya. Itulah yang disebut mencerai pada iddah, sebagaimana yang diperintahkan Allah dalam firmanNya: Hai Nabi! Apabila kamu hendak mencerai isterimu, maka cerailah dia pada iddahnya. Yakni menghadapi iddah, yaitu di dalam keadaan suci."

Di satu riwayat disebutkan:

مره فليراجعها ثم ليطلقها طاهرا أو حاملا

Ertinya : "Perintahlah dia (Abdullah bin Umar) supaya kembali, kemudian cerailah dia dalam keadaan suci atau mengandung." (Riwayat Bukhari)

JIKA DIJATUHKAN KETIKA HAID, ADAKAH SAH ?

Menurut pendapat majoriti mazhab Islam, talaq itu tetap sah, tetapi si pelakunya berdosa. Ia berdalilkan sebuah hadis Abdullah Ibn Umar tadi, apabila menceraikan isterinya dalam keadaan haid, nabi mengarahkannya agar segera ruju' kembali. Ini bererti talaqnya jatuh cuma berdosa. (Al-Mughni, 7/99 ; Al-Qawanin Al-Fiqhiyyah, hlm 225 )

Sementara kumpulan minoriti ulama berpendapat talaq tidak jatuh dan tidak sah, sebab talaq itu samasekali tidak menurut aturan syara' dan tidak dibenarkan. Oleh karena itu bagaimana mungkin dapat dikatakan berlaku dan sah?

Namun, pendapat yang lebih kuat adalah sah dan jatuh talaqnya.

2) Perempuan yang Dicerai Tetap Tinggal di Rumah Suami Selama dalam Iddah

Perempuan yang dicerai wajib tetap tinggal di rumah suaminya selama dalam 'iddah. Dia diharamkan keluar rumah, dan suami diharamkan mengeluarkan bekas isterinya itu dari rumah tanpa suatu alasan yang dapat dibenarkan.

Hal ini disebabkan suami, selama dalam 'iddah, masih diperkenankan merujuk dan mengembalikan isteri kepada perlindungan perkawinan untuk sekali lagi --apabila talaq ini baru satu atau dua kali.

Seorang isteri yang masih tinggal bersama di dalam rumah suami membuka ruang untuk membangkitkan perasaan suami dan mengingat-ingat serta berfikir sebelum habis 'iddah itu, dan sebelum berakhirnya bulan-bulan 'iddah dimana perempuan diperintahkan supaya menunggu agar yakin akan bersihnya rahimnya dari benih suami serta melindungi hak suami dan kehormatan isteri. Sebab hati selalu berubah, fikiran selalu baru, seorang yang sedang marah kadang-kadang menjadi rela, orang yang naik pitam kadang-kadang menjadi dingin dan orang yang benci kadang-kadang menjadi cinta.

Sehubungan dengan persoalan perempuan yang dicerai ini, Allah s.w.t. telah berfirman dalam al-Quran sebagai berikut:

يَا أَيُّهَا النَّبِيُّ إِذَا طَلَّقْتُمُ النِّسَاء فَطَلِّقُوهُنَّ لِعِدَّتِهِنَّ وَأَحْصُوا الْعِدَّةَ وَاتَّقُوا اللَّهَ رَبَّكُمْ لَا تُخْرِجُوهُنَّ مِن بُيُوتِهِنَّ وَلَا يَخْرُجْنَ إِلَّا أَن يَأْتِينَ بِفَاحِشَةٍ مُّبَيِّنَةٍ وَتِلْكَ حُدُودُ اللَّهِ وَمَن يَتَعَدَّ حُدُودَ اللَّهِ فَقَدْ ظَلَمَ نَفْسَهُ لَا تَدْرِي لَعَلَّ اللَّهَ يُحْدِثُ بَعْدَ ذَلِكَ أَمْرًا

Ertinya : "Dan takutlah kamu kepada Allah, Tuhanmu. Jangan kamu usir mereka itu dari rumah-rumah mereka dan jangan sampai mereka itu keluar rumah, kecuali apabila mereka berbuat kejahatan yang terang-terangan; dan yang demikian itu adalah batas-batas ketentuan Allah, dan barangsiapa melanggar batas-batas ketentuan Allah, maka sungguh dia telah berbuat zalim pada dirinya sendiri; kamu tidak tahu barangkali Allah akan mengadakan hal baru sesudah itu."(at-Thalaq: 1)

3) Talaq Mesti Dijatuhkan Mengikut Aturan Kiraan

Islam memberikan kepada seorang muslim tiga talaq untuk tiga kali, dengan suatu syarat tiap kali talaq dijatuhkan pada waktu suci, dan tidak disetubuhinya. Kemudian ditinggalkannya isterinya itu sehingga habis iddah. Kalau nampak ada keinginan merujuk sewaktu masih dalan 'iddah, maka dia boleh merujuknya.

Sekiranya dia tetap tidak merujuknya sehingga habis 'iddah, dia masih boleh untuk kembali kepada isterinya itu dengan aqad dan mahar (maskawin) baru. Dan kalau dia tidak lagi berhasrat untuk kembali, maka si wanita boleh berkahwin dengan orang lain.

Jika si laki-laki tersebut kembali kepada isterinya sesudah talaq satu, tetapi tiba-tiba terjadi suatu peristiwa yang menyebabkan jatuhnya talaq yang kedua, si lelaki masih boleh ruju' semula dalam tempoh 'iddah.

Dan kalau suami kembali dan menceraikan isterinya buat kali ketiga, maka ini merupakan suatu bukti nyata, bahwa perceraian antara keduanya itu harus dikukuhkan, sebab persesuaian antara keduanya sudah tidak mungkin.

Oleh karena itu dia tidak boleh kembali lagi, dan si perempuan pun sudah tidak lagi halal buat si laki-laki tersebut, sampai dia kawin dengan orang lain secara syar'i. Bukan sekedar menghalalkan si perempuan untuk suaminya yang pertama tadi. ( Al-Halal Wal Haram Fil Islam)

TALAQ TIGA SEKALI LAFAZ?

Menjatuhkan talaq tiga dengan satu kali ucapan, adalah salah di sisi Islam.

Para ulama berbeza pendapat berapa talakkah yang jatuh sekiranya ia dilakukan juga seperti berikut :-

Mazhab Hanafi, Maliki, Syafie dan Hanbali : Jatuh talaq tiga sekaligus. ( Al-Mughni, 7/104 ; Hasyiah Ad-Dusuqi, 2/385 )

Ibn Taimiah & Ibn Qayyim : jatuh satu Talaq sahaja ( Zad Al-Ma'ad, 4/67 )

Apapun, di Malaysia pendapat majoriti mazhab adalah terpakai, ini bermakna sesiapa yang menyebut cerai talaq tiga dalam satu lafaz, jatuhlah talaq tiga.

Kes Zakaria Talib lwn Norziah Ahmad [2005] 1 CLJ (Sya) 132 adalah contoh dimana suami menlafazkan talak tiga sekali gus melalui surat dan hakim berpendapat bahawa talak tiga telah jatuh kerana lafaz telah jelas dan niat tidak perlu dibuktikan.

Hasilnya, suami tidak boleh rujuk atau nikah semula dengan isterinya kecuali setelah isterinya berkawhin dengan lelaki lain, cerai dan tamat iddahnya.

Namun, walalupun jatuh talaq tiga itu, Ia dikira satu kesalahan spiritual dari sudut Islam . Satu ketika Rasulullah s.a.w. diberitahu tentang seorang laki-laki yang mencerai isterinya tiga talaq sekaligus. Kemudian Rasulullah berdiri dan marah, sambil bersabda:

أيُلعبُ بكتابِ اللَّه عزَّ وجلَّ وأنا بينَ أظهُرِكم حتى قامَ رجلٌ فقال يا رسولَ الله أَلاَ أقتُله

Ertinya : "Apakah dia mahu mempermainkan kitabullah, sedang saya berada di tengah-tengah kamu? Sehingga berdirilah seorang laki-laki lain, kemudian dia berkata: Ya Rasulullah! apakah tidak saya bunuh saja orang itu!" (Riwayat Nasa'i, 2/349 )

Tebus Talak

Seorang perempuan apabila tidak suka kepada suaminya tidak sanggup bergaul bersama, maka dibolehkan menebus dirinya dan membeli kemerdekaannya dengan mengembalikan harta yang pernah diberikan oleh suami kepadanya berupa maskawin, atau hadiah dengan sedikit berkurang atau lebih menurut kesepakatan bersama.

Akan tetapi yang lebih baik si laki-laki tidak mengambil lebih dari apa yang pernah diberikan.

Firman Allah:

فَإِنْ خِفْتُمْ أَلاَّ يُقِيمَا حُدُودَ اللّهِ فَلاَ جُنَاحَ عَلَيْهِمَا فِيمَا افْتَدَتْ بِهِ تِلْكَ حُدُودُ اللّهِ فَلاَ تَعْتَدُوهَا

Ertinya : "Jika kamu kawatir mereka berdua tidak dapat menegakkan batas-Batas ketentuan Allah, maka tidak dosa atas keduanya tentang sesuatu yang ia menebus dengannya." (al-Baqarah: 229)

Isteri Tsabit bin Qais pernah datang kepada Nabi s.a.w. mengadukan:

"Ya Rasulullah! Sesungguhnya Tsabit bin Qais tidak saya cela budi dan agamanya, tetapi saya tidak tahan marahnya. Kemudian Nabi bertanya tentang apa yang pernah dia ambil dari suaminya itu. Ia menjawab: Kebun. Lantas Nabi bertanya lagi., Apakah kamu mau mengembalikan kebun itu kepadanya? Ia menjawab: Ya. Maka bersabdalah Nabi kepada Tsabit: Terimalah kebun itu dan cerailah dia." (Riwayat Bukhari dan Nasa'i)

Namun demikian, seorang isteri tidak dibenarkan cepat-cepat minta cerai tanpa alasan yang dapat dibenarkan dan tanpa suatu pendorong yang dapat diterima yang kiranya bisa membawa kepada perceraian antara keduanya. Sebab Rasulullah s.a.w. pernah bersabda sebagai berikut:

قال رسول الله أيما امرأة سألت زوجها الطلاق من غير بأس حرم الله عليها أن تريح رائحة الجنة

Ertinya : "Siapa saja perempuan yang minta cerai kepada suaminya tanpa suatu sebab yang dapat dibenarkan, maka dia tidak akan mencium bau syurga." (Riwayat Abu Daud, Al-Hakim, 2/218 ; At-Tirmizi, 3/493 ; Al-Hakim : Sohih dengan syarat Bukhari & Muslim ; At-Tirmidizi : Hadis Hasan)

Sekian

Zaharuddin Abd Rahman

www.zaharuddin.net

24 April 2008

17 Rabiul Akhir 1428 H

Last update: 27-04-2008 16:28

Mestikah Jodohnya Penzina Juga?

2009-05-05T16:22:00.001+08:00

Mestikah Jodohnya Penzina Juga?

http://www.zaharuddin.net/

Soalan

Saya nak bertanya adakah seorang gadis yang pernah membuat zina, tetapi telah bertaubat dengan sesungguhnya. Adakah dia akan mendapat jodoh penzina juga. sedangkan dia benar-benar telah bertaubat dan berusaha menjadi wanita solehah.

-Gadis Muslimah-

Jawapan

UZAR : Saya rasa saya telah pernah mengulas isu-isu seperti ini sebelum ini, cuba buka link berikut :-

Namun ringkasan jawapan saya kali ini bagi muslimah yang bertanya. Allah maha mengetahui, jika seseorang sudah bertaubat dengan sebenar-benarnya (Taubat Nasuha), nescaya bukti nyata dan jelas akan hasil taubatnya yang tulen adalah dengan perubahan seluruh gaya hidupnya yang berkaitan hubungan lelaki dan wanita.

Jika seseorang mendakwa atau merasa diri sudah bertaubat, namun gaya hidup lamanya seperti :-

a- rutin hubungan kawan dan rakan dengan lelaki masih aktif,

b- masih keluar makan, berjalan berdua-duaan dengan lelaki samada urusan kerja atau peribadi,

c- masih ber ‘boyfriend' aktif dengan dating dan chatting intim di malam hari, cuma kononnya kali kini dengan seorang ‘ustaz' atau seseorang yang ‘jaga solat lima waktu'.

Jawapnya; peluang untuk mendapat suami penzina akan terbuka luas seperti dahulu..

Taubatnya mestilah dengan perubahan ketara dalam semua gaya hidup dan cara hubungannya dengan lelaki. Cara pakaiannya juga sepatutnya berubah, mungkin dari membuka aurta kepada tutup, dari tutup separa kepada tutup penuh, dari tudung glamour munafiq ( hakikatnya membuka aurat) kepada tudung muslimah sejati.

Gambar : Bentuk Tudung glamour menurut gelaran oleh Media Malaysia (sumber)

Hanya dengan demikian, mata-mata lelaki soleh akan mula melihat dan masuk menghantar wakil kepada ibubapanya.

Mata lelaki soleh tidak ingin melihat kepada wanita yang bercampur baur dengan teman lelaki sekerja, ‘bertepuk bertampar', bergurau senda, berdating sana sini berdua-duaan. Kecuali mata lelaki ‘soleh' luarannya (penampilan fizikalnya) namun ‘tidak soleh' dalamannya, mereka yang seperti ini akan terus berminat kepada mana-mana jenis wanita.

Gambar Hiasan Semata-mata

Akhirnya, Allah SWT berfirman " Lelaki-lelaki yang berzina tidak akan mengahwini melainkan wanita yang berzina, atau wanita musrik dan wanita yang berzina tidak akan mengahwini lelaki kecuali yang berzina atau musyrik.' ( An-Nur : 3

Dalam ayat lain Firman Allah : " Wanita-wanita yang keji adalah untuk lelaki-lelaki yang keji, dan lelaki-lelaki keji adalah untuk wanita-wanita yang keji, dan wanita-wanita yang baik adalah untuk lelaki-lelaki yang baik.." ( An-Nur : 26 )

Ayat di atas menyebabkan ulama berbeza pandangan dalam hal berkahwin dengan sesorang yang telah berzina. Ayat di atas secara sepintas lalu, kelihatan mengharamkan berkahwin dengan kumpulan penzina ini kecuali seorang penzina juga.

Walaubagaimanapun, menurut pandangan yang terkuat; hukum ayat di atas telah di ‘nasakh' kan dengan ayat yang mengharuskan berkahwin dengan semua muslim dan muslimah yang masih boleh berkahwin. Iaitu ayat surah An-Nur ayat 32 . Ia adalah pandangan majoriti ulama. ( Al-Jami' li Ahkamil Quran, Al-Qurtubi, 6/112 ; cet Dar al-Kutub al-Ilmiah )

Perlu diingat juga, terdapat sesetengah keadaan Allah swt memberikan jodoh lelaki atau wanita 'jahat' kepada individu yang baik atau amat baik. Ia juga tidak bercanggah dengan ayat diatas. Hikmah yang Allah maha mengetahui..amat besar kemungkinan yang soleh tersebut berjaya menjadi lebih soleh dan musleh apabila mendapat pasangan kurang baik. Lantaran pengaruh dan kekuatannya, hingga beliau menjadi semakin tinggi martabatnya di sisi Allah manakala pasangannya yang jahat menjadi soleh dan solehah. Tatkala itu, pasangan individu kurang baik boleh sahaja menjadi anugerah terbesar buat sebilangan individu yang terpilih menjadi lebih baik dengannya.

Namun boleh berlaku juga sebaliknya, yang jahat bertambah ultranya, yang baik merudum jatuh.nauzubillah.

Sekian

Zaharuddin Abd Rahman

http://www.zaharuddin.net/

8 Ogos 2008

Wales, UK

Last update: 08-08-2008 22:59

Siapa Lelaki Dayus ?

2009-05-05T15:47:00.000+08:00

Siapa Lelaki Dayus ?

Oleh

Zaharuddin Abd Rahman

www.zaharuddin.net

Jika sebelum ini saya menulis dua artikel berkenaan aurat dan wanita. Saya juga telah mendedahkan satu email yang mengandungi artikel berkenaan bahaya nafsu lelaki dan sebagai pengetahuan am buat para wanita. Walaubagaimanapun, tidak memadai info-info tersebut tanpa menyentuh satu lagi bab yang amat berkaitan dengannya.

Bab berkenaan suami dan tanggungjawab mereka terhadap isteri mereka dan anak-anak perempuan mereka.

Sebenarnya, bab ini agak panjang kerana terlalu banyak tanggung jawab suami dan ayah terhadap ahli keluarganya. Cuma bagi memudahkan kefahaman, tulisan ringkas ini akan fokus kepada satu isu terlebih dahulu. Iaitu siapa itu lelaki dayus yang dimaksudkan oleh Nabi SAW tidak akan masuk syurga.

Nabi SAW bersabda :-

ثلاثة لا ينظر الله عز وجل إليهم يوم القيامة: العاق لوالديه، والمترجلة، والديوث. رواه أحمد والنسائي

Ertinya : Tiga golongan yang Allah tidak akan melihat (bermakna tiada bantuan dari dikenakan azab) mereka di hari kiamat : Si penderhaka kepada ibu bapa, si perempuan yang menyerupai lelaki dan si lelaki DAYUS" ( Riwayat Ahmad & An-Nasaie: Albani mengesahkannya Sohih : Ghayatul Maram, no 278 )

Dalam sebuah hadith lain pula :

ثلاثةٌ قد حَرّمَ اللهُ - تَبَارَكَ وَتَعَالَى - عليهم الجنةَ : مُدْمِنُ الخمر ، والعاقّ ، والدّيّوثُ الذي يُقِرُّ في أَهْلِهِ الخُبْثَ . رواه أحمد والنسائي .

Ertinya : Tiga yang telah Allah haramkan baginya Syurga : orang yang ketagih arak, si penderhaka kepada ibu bapa dan Si Dayus yang membiarkan maksiat dilakukan oleh ahli keluarganya" ( Riwayat Ahmad )

Malah banyak lagi hadith-hadith yang membawa makna yang hampir dengan dua hadith ini. Secara ringkasnya, apakah dan siapakah lelaki dayus?

ERTI DAYUS

Dayus telah disebutkan dalam beberapa riwayat athar dan hadith yang lain iaitu :-

1) Sabda Nabi : -

وعن عمار بن ياسر عن رسول الله قال ثلاثة لا يدخلون الجنة أبدا الديوث والرجلة من النساء والمدمن الخمر قالوا يا رسول الله أما المدمن الخمر فقد عرفناه فما الديوث قال الذي لا يبالي من دخل على أهله

Ertinya : Dari Ammar bin Yasir berkata, ia mendengar dari Rasulullah SAW berkata : " Tiga yang tidak memasuki syurga sampai bila-bila iaiatu Si DAYUS, si wanita yang menyerupai lelaki dan orang yang ketagih arak" lalu sahabat berkata : Wahai Rasulullah, kami telah faham erti orang yang ketagih arak, tetapi apakah itu DAYUS? , berkata nabi : "IAITU ORANG YANG TIDAK MEMPERDULIKAN SIAPA YANG MASUK BERTEMU DENGAN AHLINYA (ISTERI DAN ANAK-ANAKNYA) - ( Riwayat At-Tabrani ; Majma az-Zawaid, 4/327 dan rawinya adalah thiqat)

Dari hadith di atas, kita dapat memahami bahawa maksud lelaki DAYUS adalah si suami atau bapa yang langsung tiada perasaan risau dan ambil endah dengan siapa isteri dan anaknya bersama, bertemu, malah sebahagiannya membiarkan sahaja isterinya dan anak perempuannya dipegang dan dipeluk oleh sebarangan lelaki lain.

2) Pernah juga diriwayatkan dalam hadith lain, soalan yang sama dari sahabat tentang siapakah dayus, lalu jawab Nabi:-

قالوا يا رسول الله وما الديوث قال من يقر السوء في أهله

Ertinya : Apakah dayus itu wahai Rasulullah ?. Jawab Nabi : Iaitu seseorang ( lelaki) yang membiarkan kejahatan ( zina, buka aurat, bergaul bebas ) dilakukan oleh ahlinya ( isteri dan keluarganya)

Penerangan Ulama Tentang Lelaki Dayus

Jika kita melihat tafsiran oleh para ulama berkenaan istilah Dayus, ia adalah seperti berikut :-

هو الذي لا يغار على أهله

Ertinya : "seseorang yang tidak ada perasaan cemburu (kerana iman) terhadap ahlinya (isteri dan anak-anaknya) (An-Nihayah,2/147 ; Lisan al-Arab, 2/150)

Imam Al-‘Aini pula berkata : "Cemburu lawannya dayus" ( Umdatul Qari, 18/228 )

Berkata pula An-Nuhas :

قال النحاس هو أن يحمي الرجل زوجته وغيرها من قرابته ويمنع أن يدخل عليهن أو يراهن غير ذي محرم

Ertinya : cemburu ( iaitu lawan kepada dayus ) adalah seorang lelaki itu melindungi isterinya dan kaum kerabatnya dari ditemui dan dilihat (auratnya) oleh lelaki bukan mahram " (Tuhfatul Ahwazi, 9/357)

Disebut dalam kitab Faidhul Qadir :

فكأن الديوث ذلل حتى رأى المنكر بأهله فلا يغيره

Ertinya : Seolah-olah takrif dayus itu membawa erti kehinaan (kepada si lelaki) sehingga apabila ia melihat kemungkaran (dilakukan) oleh isteri dan ahli keluarganya ia tidak mengubahnya" ( Faidhul Qadir, 3/327 )

Imam Az-Zahabi pula berkata :-

فمن كان يظن بأهله الفاحشة ويتغافل لمحبته فيها فهو دون من يعرس عليها ولا خير فيمن لا غيرة فيه

Ertinya : Dayus adalah sesiapa yang menyangka ( atau mendapat tanda) bahawa isterinya melakukan perkara keji ( seperti zina) maka ia mengabaikannya kerana CINTAnya kepada isterinya , maka tiada kebaikan untuknya dan tanda tiada kecemburuan ( yang diperlukan oleh Islam) dalam dirinya" ( Al-Kabair, 1/62 )

Imam Ibn Qayyim pula berkata :-

قال ابن القيم وذكر الديوث في هذا وما قبله يدل على أن أصل الدين الغيرة من لا غيرة له لا دين له فالغيرة تحمي القلب فتحمى له الجوارح فترفع السوء والفواحش وعدمها يميت القلب فتموت الجوارح فلا يبقى عندها دفع البتة

Ertinya : Sesungguhnya asal dalam agama adalah perlunya rasa ambil berat (protective) atau kecemburuan ( terhadap ahli keluarga) , dan barangsiapa yang tiada perasaan ini maka itulah tanda tiada agama dalam dirinya, kerana perasaan cemburu ini menjaga hati dan menjaga anggota sehingga terjauh dari kejahatan dan perkara keji, tanpanya hati akan mati maka matilah juga sensitiviti anggota ( terhadap perkara haram), sehingga menyebabkan tiadanya kekuatan untuk menolak kejahatan dan menghindarkannya sama sekali.

Dayus adalah dosa besar

Ulama Islam juga bersetuju untuk mengkategorikan dayus ini dalam bab dosa besar, sehingga disebutkan dalam satu athar :

لَعَنَ اللَّهُ الدَّيُّوثَ ( وَاللَّعْنُ مِنْ عَلَامَاتِ الْكَبِيرَةِ فَلِهَذَا وَجَبَ الْفِرَاقُ وَحَرُمَتْ الْعِشْرَةُ)

Ertinya : Allah telah melaknat lelaki dayus ( laknat bermakna ia adalah dosa besar dan kerana itu wajiblah dipisahkan suami itu dari isterinya dan diharamkan bergaul dengannya) (Matalib uli nuha, 5/320 )

Walaupun ia bukanlah satu fatwa yang terpakai secara meluas, tetapi ia cukup untuk menunjukkan betapa tegasnya sebahagian ulama dalam hal kedayusan lelaki ini.

Petikan ini pula menunjukkan lebih dahsyatnya takrifan para ulama tentang erti dayus dan istilah yang hampir dengannya :

والقواد عند العامة السمسار في الزنى

Ertinya : Al-Qawwad ( salah satu istilah yang disama ertikan dengan dayus) di sisi umum ulama adalah broker kepada zina" (Manar as-sabil, 2/340 , rawdhatul tolibin, 8/186 )

Imam Az-Zahabi menerangkan lagi berkenaan perihal dayus dengan katanya :-

الديوث وهو الذي يعلم بالفاحشة في أهله ويسكت ولا يغار وورد أيضا أن من وضع يده على امرأة لا تحل له بشهوة

Ertinya : Dayus, iaitu lelaki yang mengetahui perkara keji dilakukan oleh ahlinya dan ia sekadar senyap dan tiada rasa cemburu ( atau ingin bertindak), dan termasuk juga ertinya adalah sesiapa yang meletakkan tangannya kepada seorang wanita yang tidak halal baginya dengan syahwat" (Al-kabair, 1/45 )

Cemburu Dituntut Islam & Jangan Marah

Ada isteri yang menyalahkan suami kerana terlalu cemburu, benar cemburu buta memang menyusahkan, memang dalam hal suami yang bertanya isteri itu dan ini menyiasat, saya nasihatkan agar isteri janganlah memarahi suami anda yang melakukan tindakan demikian dan jangan juga merasakan kecil hati sambil membuat kesimpulan bahawa suami tidak percaya kepada diri anda. Kerap berlaku, suami akan segera disalah erti sebagai ‘tidak mempunyai kepercayaan' kepada isteri.

Sebenarnya, kita perlu memahami bahawa ia adalah satu tuntutan dalam Islam dan menunjukkan anda sedang memiliki suami yang bertanggungjawab dan sedang subur imannya.

Selain itu, bergembiralah sang suami yang memperolehi isteri solehah kerana suami tidak lagi sukar untuk mengelakkan dirinya dari terjerumus dalam lembah kedayusan. Ini kerana tanpa sebarang campur tangan dan nasihat dari sang suami, isteri sudah pandai menjaga aurat, maruah dan dirinya.

Nabi SAW bersabda :

من سعادة ابن آدم المرأة الصالحة

Ertinya : "Dari tanda kebahagian anak Adam adalah memperolehi wanita solehah ( isteri dan anak)" ( Riwayat Ahmad, no 1445, 1/168 )

Memang amat beruntung, malangnya tidak mudah memperolehi isteri solehah di zaman kehancuran ini, sebagaimana sukarnya mencari suami yang tidak dayus. Sejak dulu, agak banyak juga email dari pelbagai golongan muda kepada saya menyebut tentang keterlanjuran mereka secara 'ringan' dan 'berat', mereka ingin mengetahui cara bertawbat.

'Ringan-ringan' Sebelum Kahwin

Jika seorang bapa mengetahui 'ringan-ringan' anak dan membiarkannya, ia dayus. Ingin saya tegaskan, seorang wanita dan lelaki yang telah 'ringan-ringan' atau 'terlanjur' sebelum kahwin di ketika bercinta, tanpa tawbat yang sangat serius, rumah tangga mereka pasti goyah. Kemungkinan besar apabila telah berumah tangga, si suami atau isteri ini akan terjebak juga dengan 'ringan-ringan' dengan orang lain pula.

Hanya dengan tawbat nasuha dapat menghalangkan aktiviti mungkar itu dari melepasi alam rumah tangga mereka. Seterusnya, ia akan merebak pula kepada anak-anak mereka, ini kerana benih 'ringan-ringan' dan 'terlanjur' ini akan terus merebak kepada zuriat mereka. Awas..!!

Dalam hal ini, semua suami dan ayah perlu bertindak bagi mengelakkan diri mereka jatuh dalam dayus. Jagalah zuriat anda.

Suami juga patut sekali sekala menyemak hand phone isteri, beg isteri dan lain-lain untuk memastikan tiada yang diragui. Mungkin ada isteri yang curang ini dapat menyembunyikan dosanya, tetapi sepandai-pandai tupai melompat akhirnya akan tertangkap jua. Saya tahu, pasti akan ada wanita yang kata.

"habis, kami ini tak yah check suami kami ke ustaz?"

Jawabnya, perlu juga, cuma topic saya sekarang ni sedang mencerita tanggung jawab suami. Maka perlulah saya fokus kepada tugas suami dulu ye.

Cemburu seorang suami dan ayah adalah wajib bagi mereka demi menjaga maruah dan kehormatan isteri dan anak-anaknya.

Diriwayatkan bagaimana satu peristiwa di zaman Nabi

قَالَ سَعْدُ بْنُ عُبَادَةَ : لَوْ رَأَيْتُ رَجُلاً مَعَ امْرَأَتِي لَضَرَبْتُهُ بِالسّيْفِ غَيْرُ مُصْفِحٍ عَنْهُ ، فَبَلَغَ ذَلِكَ رَسُولَ اللّهِ صلى الله عليه على آله وسلم فَقَالَ : أَتَعْجَبُونَ مِنْ غَيْرَةِ سَعْدٍ ؟ فَوَ الله لأَنَا أَغْيَرُ مِنْهُ ، وَالله أَغْيَرُ مِنّي ، مِنْ أَجْلِ غَيْرَةِ الله حَرّمَ الْفَوَاحِشَ مَا ظَهَرَ مِنْهَا وَمَا بَطَن.

Ertinya : Berkata Ubadah bin Somit r.a : "Jika aku nampak ada lelaki yang sibuk bersama isteriku, nescaya akan ku pukulnya dengan pedangku", maka disampaikan kepada Nabi akan kata-kata Sa'ad tadi, lalu nabi memberi respond : "Adakah kamu kagum dengan sifat cemburu (untuk agama) yang dipunyai oleh Sa'ad ? , Demi Allah, aku lebih kuat cemburu (ambil endah dan benci demi agama) berbandingnya, malah Allah lebih cemburu dariku, kerana kecemburuan Allah itulah maka diharamkan setiap perkara keji yang ternyata dan tersembunyi.. " ( Riwayat Al-Bukhari & Muslim )

Lihat betapa Allah dan RasulNya inginkan para suami dan ayah mempunyai sifat protective kepada ahli keluarga dari melakukan sebarang perkara keji dan mungkar, khasnya zina.

BILA LELAKI MENJADI DAYUS?

Secara mudahnya cuba kita lihat betapa ramainya lelaki akan menjadi DAYUS apabila :-

1) Membiarkan kecantikan aurat, bentuk tubuh isterinya dinikmati oleh lelaki lain sepanjang waktu pejabat (jika bekerja) atau di luar rumah.

2) Membiarkan isterinya balik lewat dari kerja yang tidak diketahui bersama dengan lelaki apa dan siapa, serta apa yang dibuatnya di pejabat dan siapa yang menghantar.

3) Membiarkan aurat isterinya dan anak perempuannya dewasanya terlihat (terselak kain) semasa menaiki motor atau apa jua kenderaan sepanjang yang menyebabkan aurat terlihat.

4) Membiarkan anak perempuannya ber'dating' dengan tunangnya atau teman lelaki bukan mahramnya.

5) Membiarkan anak perempuan berdua-duaan dengan pasangannya di rumah kononnya ibu bapa 'spoting' yang memahami.

6) Menyuruh, mengarahkan dan berbangga dengan anak perempuan dan isteri memakai pakaian yang seksi di luar rumah.

7) Membiarkan anak perempuannya memasuki akademi fantasia, mentor, gang starz dan lain-lain yang sepertinya sehingga mempamerkan kecantikan kepada jutaan manusia bukan mahram.

8) Membiarkan isterinya atau anaknya menjadi pelakon dan berpelukan dengan lelaki lain, kononnya atas dasar seni dan lakonan semata-mata. Adakah semasa berlakon nafsu seorang lelaki di hilangkan?. Tidak sekali-sekali.

9) Membiarkan isteri kerja dan keluar rumah tanpa menutup aurat dengan sempurna.

10) Membiarkan isteri disentuh anggota tubuhnya oleh lelaki lain tanpa sebab yang diiktoraf oleh Islam seperti menyelematkannya dari lemas dan yang sepertinya.

11) Membiarkan isterinya bersalin dengan dibidani oleh doktor lelaki tanpa terdesak dan keperluan yang tiada pilihan.

12) Membawa isteri dan anak perempuan untuk dirawati oleh doktor lelaki sedangkan wujudnya klinik dan hospital yang mempunyai doktor wanita.

13) Membiarkan isteri pergi kerja menumpang dengan teman lelaki sepejabat tanpa sebarang cemburu.

14) Membiarkan isteri kerap berdua-duan dengan pemandu kereta lelaki tanpa sebarang pemerhatian.

Terlalu banyak lagi jika ingin saya coretkan di sini. Kedayusan ini hanya akan sabit kepada lelaki jika semua maksiat yang dilakukan oleh isteri atau anaknya secara terbuka dan diketahui olehnya, adapun jika berlaku secara sulit, suami tidaklah bertanggungjawab dan tidak sabit 'dayus' kepad dirinya.

Mungkin kita akan berkata dalam hati :-

" Jika demikian, ramainya lelaki dayus di kelilingku"

Lebih penting adalah kita melihat, adakah kita sendiri tergolong dalam salah satu yang disebut tadi.

Awas wahai lelaki beriman..jangan kita termasuk dalam golongan yang berdosa besar ini.

Wahai para isteri dan anak-anak perempuan, jika anda sayangkan suami dan bapa anda, janganlah anda memasukkan mereka dalam kategori DAYUS yang tiada ruang untuk ke syurga Allah SWT.

Sayangilah dirimu dan keluargamu. Jagalah dirimu dan keluargamu dari api neraka.

Akhirnya, wahai para suami dan ayah, pertahankan agama isteri dan keluargamu walau terpaksa bermatian kerananya. Nabi SAW bersabda :

من قتل دون أهله فهو شهيد

Ertinya : "Barangsiapa yang mati dibunuh kerana mempertahankan ahli keluarganya, maka ia adalah mati syahid" ( Riwayat Ahmad , Sohih menurut Syeikh Syuaib Arnout)

Sekian

Zaharuddin Abd Rahman

http://www.zaharuddin.net/

17 Julai 2007

p/s : Diizinkan pembaca menyebarkan tulisan ini sejauh mana yang mungkin demi manfaat para lelaki yang berhasrat menjadi penghuni Syurga.

Last update: 17-07-2007 20:43

PISANG DAN HATI

2009-04-21T12:37:00.001+08:00

Maryam, guru kelas
Tadika menganjurkan satu permainan yang sungguh menarik untuk murid-muridnya. Setiap murid diminta membawa beg plastik yang berisi pisang yang tertulis nama orang yang paling mereka benci ke kelas pada esok hari. Jadi, jumlah pisang yang perlu dibawa bergantung kepada jumlah orang yang dibenci.

Keesokan harinya, setiap murid membawa beg plastic berisi pisang masing-masing. Ada yang membawa tiga biji, ada juga lima biji dan paling banyak lapan biji. Semuanya sudah ditulis nama orang yang paling mereka benci.

"Sekarang simpan pisang tu. Jangan lupa bawa ke mana sahaja kamu pergi selama seminggu. Inilah permainannya. Selepas seminggu, kita akan tahu keputusannya" beritahu Cikgu Maryam. Kanak-kanak tersebut menyimpan pisang masing-masing di dalam beg.

Hari demi hari berlalu, pisang tersebut mula berbintik-bintik dan akhirnya menjadi busuk . Kanak-kanak itu mula merungut dan marah. Mereka tidak menyukai permainan itu lagi kerana selain beg berat, badan berbau busuk. Ada yang menangis, enggan meneruskan permainan.

Seminggu berlalu, pagi-pagi lagi murid-murid Maryam sudah bersorak. Permainan sudah tamat. Tidak ada lagi beban dan bau busuk yang perlu dibawa.

"Okey semua, apa rasanya bawa pisang dalam beg ke sana ke mari selama seminggu?" tanya Cikgu Mayam. Semuanya serentak mengatakan mereka benci permainan itu. Mereka hilang kawan, sering diejek dan terpinggir. Lebih teruk lagi, terpaksa tidur, makan, mandi, bermain dan menonton TV dengan bau busuk.

"Itulah sebenarnya yang berlaku kalau kita simpan perasaan benci pada orang lain dalam hati. Bau busuk kebencian itu akan mencemari hati dan kita akan membawanya ke mana saja kita pergi. Jika kamu sendiri tidak boleh tahan dengan bau pisang busuk hanya untuk seminggu, cuba bayangkan apa akan jadi kalau kamu simpan kebencian sepanjang hidup kamu" beritahu Cikgu Maryam.

Maryam mengingatkan anak muridnya supaya membuang jauh-jauh perasaan benci daripada membebani hidup. Kemaafan adalah yang terbaik. Menyayangi lebih baik daripada membenci.

Moralnya, jangan letak pisang dalam beg.
Jangan simpan kebencian, dendam kesumat dan apa-apa yang mazmumah dalam hati.. Macam pisang yg makin membusuk, begitu juga hati.

Taken from: Hidayahnet

Tembok Batu Kembali...

2009-04-17T10:57:00.007+08:00

Sambungan dari post yang lepas.

Kemana tumpahnya kuah kalau tidak ke nasi. Kini pemuda tersebut telah berkahwin dan mempunyai seorang anak lelaki yang telah remaja dan mewarisi sifat pemarah yang lebih teruk dari bapanya. Semakin hari sifat pemarah si anak semakin menjadi-jadi. Si bapa mendapat satu idea dan setelah memilih hari yang paling sesuai, dia mengajak anaknya balik ke kampung tempat dia dibesarkan dahulu.

Dalam perjalanan yang sememangnya dirancang oleh si bapa, tiada ahli keluarga lain yang turut bersama mereka berdua. Si bapa memulakan bicaranya, "anakku sifat marah itu berasal daripada syaitan, kerana syaitan itu dijadikan daripada api". "Ya bapa, saya cukup jelas dengan semua itu, ustazah di sekolah pun selalu mengingatkan kami tentang sifat marah dan cara mengawalnya. Tapi, bila marah tu datang, saya dah tak ingat apa-apa dah. Hati saya sakit sangat, saya cuma rasa nak lepaskan apa yang saya rasa supaya hati saya boleh tenang kembali." kata si anak dengan panjang lebar bagi menegaskan pendiriannya. "Benarkah kamu boleh jadi tenang selepas marah? berapa lama ketenangan itu akan bertahan? Ehmmm mungkin kamu tidak mengerti betapa dahsyatnya kesan amarah ini, mari bapa ceritakan satu kisah pada kamu" kata si bapa setelah mendapati nasihatnya sukar untuk asimilasikan oleh si anak. Si bapa menceritakan kisah "terlajak kata... kena paku" tanpa diketahui oleh si anak yang pemuda dalam kisah tersebut adalah bapanya sendiri.

Ketika si anak termenunng menghadamkan kisah yang didengarnya sebentar tadi, mereka pun sampai ke destinasi yang di tuju. Mata si anak terus terpaku pada tembok batu yang terletak di hadapan rumah datuknya itu. Selama ini tak pernah pun dia ambil peduli keadaan tembok batu tersebut, tapi hari ini hatinya seolah-olah terpanggil untuk mendekati dan meneliti tembok batu itu dengan lebih dekat. " Tembok ini dahulunya sangat cantik dan sempurna, 20 tahun yang lepas, kemarahan telah menjadikan tembok ini cacat sehingga ke hari ini". Tersentak si anak daripada lamunannya apabila termendegar suara bapanya yang tiba-tiba muncul di belakangnya" Mengapa tidak ditukarkan saja dengan yang baru?, sedangkan datuk mempunyai harta yang banyak, kalau sekadar menggantikan tembok ini dengan yang lebih canggih dengan fesyen terkini, takkan menjadi masaalah buat datuk, kan bapa?". Si anak yang masih tidak memahami maksud maksud tersirat kata-kata bapanya itu bertanya bertubi - tubi.

"Anakku..." si bapa berkata dengan tenang sambil senyum dan merenung ke dalam mata anaknya itu. " Tembok ini umpama hati - hati orang yang telah bapa sakiti ketika marah, dengan hanya menggunakan duit, tembok ini boleh digantikan dengan yang 1000x lebih cantik. Tapi anakku... bolehkah kita menggantikan hati manusia yang kita sakiti itu dengan hati yang baru?. Hati yang luka boleh di ubati, tapi parutnya akan kekal abadi. Hati kalau ingin diganti badannya bukanlah orang yang sama lagi. Sanggupkah kita berpisah dengan orang yang kita sayangi semata-mata untuk mendapat kepuasan selepas marah? benarkah kita akan puas selepas melepaskan kemarahan?atau ianya akan memusnahkan lagi kehidupan kita? Lihatlah tekad datuk kamu yang masih mengekalkan tembok batu yang dibinanya bersama moyang kamu ini. Walaupun buruk, walaupun pecah, tembok batu yang 1000x lebih cantik dari tembok ini takkan dapat menggantikan nilai kenangan ketika dia dan bapanya sama-sama mengalirkan peluh menyiapkannya".

Kadangkala kemarahan menyebabkan kita melukai hati orang yang kita sayangi. Ketika marah sifat sayang ditolak jauh ke tepi, kerana benci menguasai diri. Apabila hati telah terluka, perasaan marah pun beransur reda, adakah kita masih orang yang sama?

Kita marah kerana hati kita terluka, kalau marah dilepaskan, satu lagi hati akan terluka, gagal mengawal kelukaan, kita akan marah, yang bila dilepaskan, satu lagi hati terluka. Berapakah bilangan hati yang perlu terluka sebelum kemarahan reda sepenuhnya?

Marah lebih baik daripada dendam? Adakah marah kerana dendam atau dendam kerana marah? Marah kerana terkilan atau terkilan kerana marah? Adakah marah akan menghilangkan dendam? atau dendam akan tetap dendam walaupun marah!

P/S: Marah itu daripada api, haruskah aku simbah orang yang tengah marah dengan sebaldi air? atau campak dia masuk kedalam kolam mandi supaya padam api amarahnya itu.
Ish ish ish, aku pun kopius nih! Kalau aku dah termarah, ape yang boleh aku buat? hhmmm

Terlajak Kata... Kena Paku

2009-04-16T14:42:00.010+08:00

Seorang pemuda yang sangat pemarah. Dia tidak dapat mengawal kemarahannya walaupun ianya hanya satu masalah kecil sahaja. Pada suatu hari, bapanya telah menghadiahkannya dengan seguni paku. "Untuk apakah paku-paku ini ayah?" tanya pemuda tersebut. "Setiap kali kamu marah, kamu pakulah pada tembok batu di hadapan rumah kita ini, bagi melepaskan kemarahan mu" jawab ayahnya.

Pada hari yang pertama sahaja, pemuda itu telah memaku sebanyak 37 batang paku pada tembok tersebut. Selepas beberapa minggu, setelah dia dapat mengurangkan kemarahannya, jumlah paku yang digunakan juga berkurangan. Dia mendapati, adalah lebih mudah mengawal kemarahannya dari memukul paku menembusi tembok batu tersebut. Akhirnya tibalah pada suatu hari, dimana pemuda tersebut tidak marah, walau sekali pun.

Dia pun memberitahu ayahnya mengenai perkara tersebut dengan gembira. Bapanya mengucapkan tahniah dan menyuruh dia mencabut kembali paku itu satu persatu, pada setiap hari yang ia lalui tanpa kemarahan. Hari berganti hari, dan akhirnya dia berjaya mencabut kesemua paku-paku tersebut. Pemuda tersebut lantas memberitahu perkara tersebut kepada bapanya dengan bangganya.

Bapanya lantas memimpin tangannya ke tembok batu tersebut dan berkata "Kau telah melakukannya dengan baik, anakku, tetapi lihatlah kesan lubang-lubang di tembok batu tersebut, tembok batu itu tidak akan kelihatan sama lagi seperti sebelumnya. Bila kau menyatakan sesuatu atau melakukan sesuatu ketika marah, ianya akan meninggalkan kesan parut dan luka, sama seperti ini. Kau boleh menikam seseorang dengan pisau dan membunuhnya. Tetapi ingatlah, tak kisah berapa kali kau memohon maaf dan menyesal atas perbuatam mu, namun lukanya masih tetap ada. Luka di hati adalah lebih pedih dari luka fizikal.

Maafkan saya sekiranya saya pernah meninggalkan kesan parut di dinding hati anda… I’m really sorry… Please forgive me if I do/did...

NEW CRIMINAL TACTICS FINAL...

2009-01-12T11:20:00.001+08:00

(7) This happened in Bali. A newly married couple was having their honeymoon at the hotel. When both are in the changing room, the wife suddenly went missing. The husband was very anxious and went around finding her. He asked the hotel staff to help him find her. Then he thought his wife was just playing hide and seek. So he went back and waited for his wife. After a few hours, he decided to call the police. 3 weeks passed and there was still no news about his missing wife. So he went back and was very disappointed and sad. A few years later, he came back to Bali, to watch a 'FREAK SHOW' in an old house. He saw a dirty and rusty metal cage. Inside there was a lady without limbs. Her body including the face was full of scars. When he had a closer look at her face, he was shocked to find that it was her missing wife put there as a means for begging.

(8) This happened in Shanghai. A few years ago, a lady reported to the police that her cousin sister was missing in the shopping complex. But after 5 years, one of her friends found her cousin sister begging at the road side one of the streets in Bangkok, Thailand. The worst thing is that her cousin sister has no more limbs and her body was tied to a lamp post with a shackle (metal chain).

(9) Let's just shorten this story. DO NOT open your house door when you hear the sound of a BABY CRYING!! It might be a trap! Women in the house must be alert to this trick. The police said it is the work of a robber or murderer using the recording of a baby crying to attract your attention. This normally happens at night and when you are alone in the house.

(10) I read an email that was sent by my friend. Her friend, known as A, went to Luo Hu Commercial City with 2 friends, B and C. Luo Hu Commercial City is the Shenzhen counterfeit goods distribution center. There are many people there. It's also near to the ShenZhen train station and Hong Kong’s Luo Hu Port. C went to the toilet at the shpping centre while A and B waited outside. After waiting for a long, time they felt uneasy and went into the toilet to look for her. When they went in, there was nobody inside. Both were scared and they called C's phone. There was no reply. So they reported to the police. The police asked them whether they had seen anyboby suspicious going into the toilet. Both said there were none and its impossible to bring a life person out of the toilet without them noticing!. Then A remembered seeing a cleaner pushing a trolley in, and then coming out. The police told them that were not the 1st time such a thing happened. The police suspected a gang of criminals who were always attacking women in the toilet of shopping complexes. They use cleaners to kidnap people to harvest their organs for sale.

REMEMBER: please be careful when using the toilet. Do not go to the wash room or toilet ALONE!! Please at least have a partner with you.

NEW CRIMINAL TACTICS CONTINUE...

2009-01-12T11:18:00.001+08:00

(4) One day, there was an old lady outside my house holding 2 packets of sweets. At first I thought she was our neighbor and wanted to give us these packs of sweets as a gift. But then when she spoke, I can realize that she was foreigner. I could not understand what she was talking about. I guessed she must be asking for money. I sensed there was something wrong and immediately closed the door and ignored her. Later, I found she and an accomplice robbed someone else down the road.

(5) I was at the ATM machine to withdraw some money. Behind me, there was an old lady. She asked me whether I was able to withdraw my money because she said she had problem with her machine. Suddenly a small girl came up beside me. The small girl was squeezing in front of me. I thought she was just naughty and playful. But then, the small girl put her hand at the tray of the ATM machine where the money comes out; ready to take away my money. I sensed something wrong and immediately pushed her away. Later I realized that the small girl and the old lady worked together. She was trying to steal my money while the old lady was trying to distract my attention by asking me questions!

REMEMBER: BE VERY CAREFUL when you are at an ATM machine and be alert. Look out for anyone suspicious around you!

(6) My parents are retired and stay at home most days. One afternoon, a young stranger went to their house and said his motorcycle had no more petrol and the petrol station was too far for him to push his bike there. So he asked my parents for an empty coke bottle to buy some petrol. He said he will pay RM2 for the bottle. So my mum took one coke bottle for him. He really took out the money from his pocket, but it was a RM 100 note. He told my mum he had no small change and asked my mum to give him the change. Luckily my mum was smart. She just told him to take it for free.

REMEMBER: obviously that note is fake!! Who would want to pay for RM2 for an empty coke bottle!! It's very OBVIOUS that that stranger is a trickster.

NEW CRIMINAL TACTICS

2009-01-12T11:15:00.001+08:00

Someone shared the following cases :

(1) Today I passed by a building which has an ATM machine. There was an old man looking at me. Suddenly, he called me. He said he didn't know how to read, so he gave me his ATM card and asked me to help him withdraw money from the ATM machine. I answerd 'NO!! If you need help, ask the security to help you.' Then he said 'nevermind...' and continued to find other people to help him...

REMEMBER: ATM machines have CCTVs. If you help him he will later claim that you have robbed him or stolen his ATM card. Besides, his ATM card could be a stolen one. So please be careful of these tactics.

(2) Suddenly your house lights go off. From your window you find that your neighbors still have lights. So you go out of your house to check the Meter Box. But once you open the door, a knife will be pointing at you and preventing you from closing it. This is when you will be robbed and injured.

REMEMBER: Even though your electricity suddenly goes off, DO NOT open your door immediately. Look around to see if there is anything unusual or if there is any noise around.

(3) This is another incident. You may have heard it before, it is about a lady who she saw a kid crying by the roadside. When she spoke to the kid, the kid told her he was lost and wanted her to take him home. The kid even gave her a paper with his house address. So she took him home. But when she rang the door bell, she had an electric shock. Later when she woke up, she was naked in an empty room.

REMEMBER: Being such a compassionate and helpful person might not be a good thing these days. Pass this on and girls, please be careful. DON'T BE TOO KIND!!

Just for Laugh - continue..

2008-12-23T15:01:00.004+08:00

Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
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A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was acommotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his tableand shouted, "Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded,"Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang intwo days time?
Post Master : Well it might do.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Johor.
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An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.''How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.'How long has what been going on?' said the man.
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Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.
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Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
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Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in thefield"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
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Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu
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Just for Laugh

2008-12-23T14:56:00.005+08:00

Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?
Waiter : Sit down, sir, we serve anyone. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.
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Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter,not a fortune teller
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Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask I can take this train toKuala Lumpur.
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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Teacher : Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and thegame went into extra time.

A Chinese Girl can’t speak fluent English in London

2008-12-23T14:41:00.004+08:00

There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed some how to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store.......... so what did she do???????????????

What are you thinking? ??????????????

HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!!

Awas! Hal Remeh-Temeh Merosakkan Hidup

2008-12-19T08:21:00.002+08:00

Di sebuah kampung terdapat sebuah pokok yang umurnya melebihi umur kampung tersebut. Semasa kampung tersebut di buka, pokok itu telah wujud dan penduduk mengambil keputusan untuk membiarkan sahaja sehinggakan ia menjadi semakin membesar .Sejak kewujudannya sehingga kini, pokok tersebut tetap berdiri teguh dan tidak pernah menunjukkan tanda-tanda akan musnah walaupun seringkali di panah petir dan dilanda banjir besar beberapa kali.

Sehinggalah pada suatu hari secara tiba-tiba pokok itu gugur ke bumi dengan sendirinya tanpa disebabkan punca-punca yang besar. Penduduk tertanya-tanya mengapakah pokok itu boleh tumbang, sedangkan selama ini bermacam bencana yang menimpanya, tetapi ia tetap berdiri teguh dengan penuh bangga. Setelah disiasat oleh beberapa orang penduduk, mereka mendapati pokok itu tumbang kerana disebabkan oleh sejenis serangga yang disebut kumbang yang telah memakan pokok tersebut secara perlahan-lahan sejak sekian lama tanpa disedari oleh penduduk di situ. Kumbang-kumbang itu telah memakan bahagian pokok itu yang selama ini dibaluti oleh kulitnya yang keras itu. Akhirnya, dalam masa yang singkat, pokok tersebut telah tumbang, tersembam ke bumi hanya kerana disebabkan kumbang-kumbang yang kecil saiznya.

Dalam sebuah hadis yang mahsyur, Rasulullah bersabda yang bermaksud : "Jauhilah dosa-dosa kecil kerana jika ia telah bertompok-tompok pada seseorang maka ia akan merosakkan orang itu

"Seorang hakim di Chicago bernama Dan Joseph Sabeth yang pernah menjadi penasihat perkahwinan telah berjaya membantu 40000 pasangan yang tidak bahagia mengatakan sebahagian besar ketidakbahagiaan dalam perkahwinan disebabkan oleh hal yang remeh-temeh atau perkara-perkara kecil.

Manakalah Frank S. Hogan, seorang penguasa daerah di New York Country mengatakan sebahagian kes-kes yang telah dilaporkan ke jabatannya berkaitan hal-hal yang kecil saja seperti pertengkaran antara anggota keluarga, atau kerana disebabkan selisih faham sehingga menyebabkan saling menghina antara satu sama lain, atau kerana tersinggung, atau kerana terkesan disebabkan isyarat-isyarat badan. Dan perkara-perkara kecil seperti di atas tadilah telah membawa kepada beberapa kes besar seperti pergaduhan dan pembunuhan.

Di negara kita sendiri apa kurangnya. Sama seperti di Barat yang mana saban hari di dada-dada akhbar dan seperti yang dilaporkan dalam berita di televisyen tentang pergaduhan dan pembunuhan yang hanya bermula dengan hal yang kecil dan kadangkala tidak masuk dek akal. Misalannya, bergaduh sehingga berbunuhan kerana masalah perselisihan pendapat. Bila mula berbeza pendapat, masing-masing mula menghina antara satu sama lain, dan akhirnya menyebabkan kepada pergaduhan yang penamatnya menyebabkan salah seorang daripada mereka terkorban.

Ini bukan cerita dongeng, tetapi inilah realiti yang sedang melanda masyarakat di negara kita.Mari kita fikirkan bersama, mengapa semua ini berlaku. Dari hal-hal yang kecil dan remeh-temeh, akhirnya ia menjadi masalah besar dan membinasakan. Jawapannya mudah sahaja, ini semua berlaku kerana kita sering memperbesarkan hal-hal yang kecil sehingga menjadi besar dan seterusnya memusnahkan diri kita sendiri. Contoh-contoh di atas menunjukkan kepada kita betapa hal yang kecil dan temeh-temeh telah menyebabkan banyak perkara besar telah berlaku. Hal-hal kecil dan remeh temeh ini perlulah kita tangani dengan berkesan agar ia tidak menguasai diri kita.

Misalnya dalam rumahtangga, pasangan suami isteri haruslah pandai menilai sesuatu isu yang berlaku dalam rumahtangga mereka. Jangan biarkan hal-hal yang remeh temeh membelenggu kerukunan rumahtangga mereka. Misalnya seorang suami merasa sakit hati kerana isterinya suka tidur berdengkur. Hampir setiap malam tidurnya terganggu kerana bunyi-bunyian yang keluar dari rongga mulut dan hidung isterinya. Dalam hal ini, sebelum situasi menjadi semakin rumit disebabkan hal yang begitu remeh, si suami perlulah menilai hadis ini yang berbunyi :"Janganlah seorang suami mukmin membenci isterinya yang mukminah, jika ia tidak menyukai salah satu sifat isterinya, tentu ada satu sifat lain yang akan menyenangkannya" ( Muslim ).

Ya, si suami jangan biarkan satu sifat yang buruk pada pandangannya itu untuk menafikan lain-lain sifat yang baik pada diri si isteri. Bertenang sekejap, fikirkan secara perlahan-lahan apakah kebaik-kebaikkan si isteri padanya. Masakan tiada bukan. Pasti ada dan jangan menafikannya. Jangan biarkan ego seorang suami menguasai diri anda. Dari sepuluh sifat si isteri misalnya, masakan tiada satupun yang baik pada pandangan mata anda. Dia basuh pakaian anda, masakkan makanan yang lazat-lazat untuk anda, mengemas rumah setiap hari walaupun penat bekerja dan bermacam-macam lagi yang lakukan si dia untuk anda. Kenapa hanya satu masalah yang kecil, menyebabkan mata anda tertutup untuk melihat perkara yang lebih besar.

Fikirkanlah bagaimana Saidina Umar menilai pengorbanan isterinya dengan mendiamkan dirinya ketika dia dibebeli isterinya. Lemahkah Umar? Tidak, dia pahlawan hebat, bukan sahaja manusia yang takutkannya, malah syaitan juga melarikan diri bilabertembung dengannya. Dia juga sahabat Nabi yang yang mulia dan dijamin syurga. Tetapi mengapa dia bertindak begitu? Tidak lain tidak bukan kerana dia menghargai isterinya dan menerima kelemahan yang ada pada isterinya.

Pada suami di luar sana, anda bagaimana? Fikir-fikirkanlah.Apa jalan penyelesaiannya? Mudah sahaja jalannya, bersihkan jiwa dan bukalah minda kita dengan seluas-luasnya agar kita dapat melihat sesuatu isu dan perkara itu dengan lebih tenang, matang dan menurut pandangan akal yang berlandaskan Islam dan sunnah Nabi. Jangan biarkan fikiran kita terus dikuasai hal-hal yang remeh-temeh sehingga menjadikan minda kita tertutup rapat dan sentiasa menilai sesuatu perkara dan isu itu dengan nilaian yang negatif yang hanya bersandarkan kepada tanggapan semata-mata dan nafsu yang sering memandu kita ke arah kejahatan yang akhirnya akan membinasakan diri kita sendiri. Ingat, syaitan sentiasa mencari jalan untuk memusnahkan anak adam kerana itu janjinya hingga kiamat kelak.

Akhir bicara, bersabarlah dengan setiap apa yang telah Tuhan tentukan buat kita. Nasib anda berada di tangan anda sendiri. Hanya anda yang mampu mengubahnya dengan izin Allah. Selamat berubah kepada Kehidupan BaruWallahua´lam.

Sumber: hidayahnet@yahoogroups.com

Difference Between Love & Marriage

2008-12-18T17:27:00.002+08:00

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

TO ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE

2008-12-18T12:46:00.004+08:00

Good one, just for laugh "TO ALL YOU LADIES OUT THERE"

This incident happend last week(When??) on the air....
Yasmin Yusof, a DJ on Radio 4 asked listeners on her radio program to call to answer trivia questions. The first caller to give the correct answer would get a prize from the sponsor.

She asked:
"Can anyone out there tell me the household name of Sodium Chloride"

A caller who is a housewife called up eager to answer the question. Not knowing the answer to the question, she asked Yasmin for a clue.

"Something you put on your husbands eggs in the morning." she said.

The lady confidently said : "Talcum powder".

Yasmin Yusof did not return to the air until after a few
songs!

Lawak Ntah Ape Ntah

2008-12-18T12:27:00.002+08:00

SAM: Kenapa kamu cakap minum susu segar boleh bawa maut?
DOL: Sebab semalam semasa aku tengah minum, lembu tu terajang aku. Nasib baik tak mati.

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SAM: Apasal ko marah kat tokey kedai 2Ringgit tu?
DOL: Sebab dia tipu. Aku beli 3 barang dia mintak 6 ringgit. Kata kedai 2 Ringgit

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SAM: Kau kata binatang peliharaan kau mati lemas? Mana kau tau dia mati lemas?
DOL: Sebab aku bela ikan emas. aku jumpa ia mati dalam air!

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SAM: Semalam aku nampak hantu!
DOL: Uih! kau terkejut tak?
SAM: Taklah.... hantu tu yang terkejut tengok aku.
DOL: Mana kau tahu?
SAM: Aku tengok muka dia pucat semacamjer....

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SAM: Apasal kopi yang kau buat ni rasa masin?
DOL: Gula dah habis!
SAM: Yang kau pergi campur garam apasal?
DOL: Kan aku kata, sebab gula dah habislah

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SAM: Aku tengok kau beberapa hari ini"candlelight dinner" dengan bini kau, mesti dia suka.
DOL: Dia marahlah. Aku lupa nak bayar bilelektrik, api rumah aku dah kena potong!

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SAM: Aku ada AIDS? mana ada...
DOL: Aku baca 1 dari 10 orang kat Negara ni ada aids. Aku dah tanya 9 orang, semua tak ada aids, kau orang ke 10, tak payah tanya, aku dah tahu...

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SAM: Dol, aku dengar bunyi batuk kau makin teruk!
DOL: Iya ke? kalau macam ni aku kena banyakberlatih agar dapat batuk dengan lebih baik lagi.

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SAM: Dah dua kali perompak yang sama datang merompak kedai kita.
DOL: Tu lah aku dah cakap kat kau, jangan pasang signboard "SILA DATANG LAGI

Siapa Mary bang?

2008-12-16T16:53:00.003+08:00

Pada suatu hari yg tenang...seorg suami sedang relaxs sambil duduk membaca suratkhabar.....tiba2 dtg si isteri membawa tudung periuk....PANG!!....diketuknya atas kepala si suami.....si suami yg terpinga2.....bertanya..... "Aper hal ngan awak nih....kenapa awak ketuk kepala saya??....si isteri pun menjawap...."nah! awak tengok nih....sambil menunjukkan secebis kertas yg tertulis nama....'Mary'....si isteri tentula menyangka si suami mempunyai kekasih lain yg bernama Mary....dgn tenang si suami menjawab.... ooo....itu nama kuda yg saya bertaruh semalam.....namanya Mary.....si isteri pun agak puashati ngan penjelasan suaminya..terus menyambung kerja di dapur.....

Selang seminggu berlaku ketika si suami sedang rehat2 membaca suratkhabar seperti selalu.... PANG!!!....kali ini dengan lebih kuat lagi!....si suami pun bertanya....aper hal plak awak ketuk kepala saya kali nih???...dengan selamba..si isteri menjawap...."kuda awak telefon!!".....

P/s: Lain kali nak tipu bini tu cariklah alasan yang lebih selamat

A Lesson For Every Salaried Employee!

2008-12-16T16:41:00.006+08:00

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he sees a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices it has a note in its mouth. He takes the note and it reads "Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb, please". The dog has money in its mouth, as well. The butcher looks inside and, lo and behold, there is a ten dollar note there. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog's mouth. The butcher is so impressed, and since it's about closing time, he decides to shut the shop and follow the dog. So off he goes.

The dog is walking down the street, when it comes to a level crossing the dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button. Then it waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and it walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way. The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe as the dog stops a bus by pulling its left leg up and gets in it. The butcher follows the dog into the bus. The dog then shows a ticket which is tied to its belt to the bus conductor. The butcher is nearly fainting at this sight, so are the other passengers in the bus. The dog then sits near the driver's seat looking outside waiting for the bus stop to come.

As soon as the stop is in sight, the dog stands and wags its tail to inform the conductor. Then, without waiting for the bus to stop completely, it jumps out of the bus and runs to a house very close to the stop. It opens the big iron gate and rushes inside towards the door. As it approaches the wooden door, the dog suddenly changes its mind and heads towards the garden. It goes to the window, and beats its head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door. The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.

The butcher surprised with this, runs up, and stops the guy. "What in heaven's name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!" to which the guy responds: "You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog's forgotten his key." Moral of the story ...... You may continue to exceed onlookers' expectations but shall always fall short of the bosses' expectations. ...

WAJIB ANDA BACA!!!!!!??

2008-12-15T14:29:00.002+08:00

JANGAN MALAS MEMBACA, TAMBAHKAN PENGETAHUAN...
Bahagiakah perkahwinan hanya kerana cinta??? Barangkali kisah ini boleh menjadi renungan bagi kita, terutamanya yang ingin berumah tangga :

Alkisah, seorang pemuda miskin bernama Jamil, berasal dari Benut, Pontian. Keluarganya hanyalah keluarga sederhana, Tidaklah disebut miskin. Ayahnya sehari-hari bekerja sebagai tukang jahit di kampungnya. Karena kegigihannya, Jamil berjaya melanjutkan pelajaran hingga ke UTM walaupun dengan perbelanjaan seadanya. Semasa semester 3 di kampus, Jamil jatuh hati pada seorang gadis bernama Ayu Sofea, juga sama-sama kuliah di fakulti yang sama. Ayu adalah putri seorang tokoh korporat ternama di daerah Johor Bahru dan juga keturunan diraja. Walaupun secara ekonomi, mereka jauh berbeza, namun itu tidak menghalang keduanya untuk saling mencintai. Ayah Ayu yang mengetahui putrinya begitu mencintai pemuda dari keturunan biasa, tak mampu mencegah gelora cinta putrinya.

Maka setelah keduanya lulus, pernikahan keduanyapun diselenggarakan dengan meriah. Pesta besar-besaran diadakan untuk mengiringi pernikahan. Ayah Jamil yang tak punya banyak harta, hanya dapat memberikan bantuan sumbangan pakaian, langsir,sarung bantal, yang semuanya dibuat dan dijahit sendiri khas untuk pernikahan anaknya. Bahagiakah Ayu bersanding dengan Jamil ?

Ternyata kebahagiaan mereka tidak berlangsung lama. Tibalah saatnya malam pengantin tiba. Mereka berduapun memasuki peraduan dengan bahagia. Namun, ketika Jamil membuka pakaiannya dan tinggal hanya memakai seluar dalam, berteriaklah Ayu dengan kuat, sebelum akhirnya pengsan tak sedarkan diri. Jamil masih dalam kebingungan dan tidak tahu kenapa isterinya histeria dan pengsan. Dilihatnya seluar dalam yang dipakai. Aduh... Jamil lupa yang seluar dalam itu dijahit oleh ayahnya, dibuat dari kain bekas bungkus tepung gandum. Di tengah seluar dalam itu masih terpampang jelas tulisan, "BERAT BERSIH 25 KG". Sudah tentulah Ayu terus pengsan melihatnya. Ayu tidak dapat membayangkan seberapa besar isinya dengan berat sebegitu.

-THE END-

Heh...hee...hee......!! Serius sangat membacanya...

Seperti bom tangan !!

2008-12-15T14:27:00.002+08:00

Apabila beberapa orang pekerja sebuah restoran nasi kandar menghadiri satu Seminar Kebakaran & Keselamatan di Penang, mereka melihat pegawai bomba membuat demonstrasi memadam kebakaran menggunakan alat pemadam api (fire extinguiser) dengan begitu berminat sekali. "Cabut pin ini seperti mencabut pin bom tangan," pegawai itu menerangkan. "Kemudian tekan di sini untuk mengeluarkan 'foam'nya." terang pegawai itu lebih lanjut.

Tidak lama kemudian, seorang pekerja restoran nasi kandar berkenaan telah dipilih untuk mengawal kebakaran di tempat letak kereta. Disebabkan kegugupannya, dia terlupa untuk mencabut pin alat pemadam api tersebut. Pegawai itu kemudiannya memberikan klunya, "Ingat ! Seperti bom tangan." Seperti timbul satu keyakinan baru kepada pekerja restoran nasi kandar itu, ia pun dengan segera mencabut pin dan melontarkan alat pemadam api itu ke dalam kawasan kebakaran tersebut. Demikianlah adanya....

I CAN READ IT! CAN YOU

2008-12-15T14:21:00.001+08:00

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

ONLY FORWARD IF YOU CAN READ THIS

NAUGHTY QUESTIONS?

2008-12-15T13:58:00.005+08:00

Try answering the questions before going to the next. See if you are as smart as the boy.

> A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students, the teacher asked,"Boy what is your problem?" Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"

> The Teacher had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told the teacher he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. The Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal : "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy : "9".
Principal : "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy : "36".

> And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know. The principal looks at the teacher and tells her, "I think this Boy can go to the third-grade." the teacher says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions. Can I ask him ?" The principal and the Boy both agree.
> the teacher asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy., after a moment "Legs."
Teacher : "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy : "Pockets."
Teacher : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy : Coconut
Teacher : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, The Boy was taking charge.
Boy : Bubblegum
Teacher : What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs? The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer...
Boy : Shake hands
Teacher : Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy : Yep.
Teacher : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy : Tent
Teacher : A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense.
Boy : Wedding Ring
Teacher : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.
Boy : Nose
Teacher : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy : Arrow
Teacher : What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?
Boy : Firetruck
Teacher : What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if you dont get it u have to use ur hand.
Boy : Fork
Teacher : What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy : SURNAME
Teacher : What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy : HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, "Send this Boy to College, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"

Lateral Thinking

2008-12-12T09:53:00.005+08:00

How many can you get right?!! The last one's great....

man
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board

Ans. = man overboard

Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.

stand
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i

Ans. = I understand

OK.... Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fare?

/r/e/a/d/i/n/g/

Ans. = reading between the lines

r
road
a
d

Ans. = cross road

Not having a good day now, are you?Redeem yourself.

cycle cycle cycle

Ans. = tricycle

Not easy to figure out ha!

0
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M.D.
Ph.D.

Ans. = two degrees below zero

C'mon give it a little thought!!

knee
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light

Ans. = neon light (knee-on-light)

U can prove u r smart by getting this one.

ground
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feet feet feet feet feet feet

Ans. = six feet underground

Oh no, not again!!

he's X himself

Ans. = he's by himself

Now u messing up big time.

ecnalg

Ans. = backward glance

Not even close!!

death . life

Ans. = life after death

Okay last chance ................

THINK

Ans. = think big!!

And the last one is real fundoo............

ababaaabbbbaaaabbbbababaabbaaabbbb....

Ans. = long time no 'C' (see)

Play with words...too good....

2008-12-12T09:44:00.003+08:00

Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
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PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
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ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
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DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
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THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
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GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE
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THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS
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SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
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ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
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ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
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MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER
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SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
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A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE
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THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
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AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE
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Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay too much time on their hands!

Vanilla Ice Cream that puzzled General Motors!!

2008-12-10T09:23:00.002+08:00

Interesting story...Never underestimate your client's complaint, no matter how funny it might seem! This is a real story that happened between a customer of General Motors and its Customer Care Executive. A complaint was received by the Pontiac Division of General Motors:

"This is the second time I have written to you, and I don't blame you for not answering me, because I sounded crazy, but it is a fact that we have a tradition in our family of ice cream for dessert after dinner each night, but the kind of ice cream varies so, every night, after we have eaten, the whole family votes on which kind of ice cream we should have and I drive down to the store to get it. It's also a fact that I recently purchased a new Pontiac and since then my trips to the store have created a problem. You see, every time I buy a vanilla ice cream, when I start back from the store my car won't start. If I get any other kind of ice cream my car starts just fine. I want you to know I am serious about this question, no matter how silly it sounds. "What is there about a Pontiac that makes it not start when I get vanilla ice cream, and easy to start whenever I get any other kind?" The Pontiac President was understandably skeptical about the letter, but sent an engineer to check it out anyway. The latter was surprised to be greeted by a successful, obviously well-educated man in a fine neighbourhood. He had managed to meet the man just after dinner time, so the two hopped into the car and, sure enough after they came back to the car, it wouldn't start. The engineer returned for three more nights. The first night, they got chocolate. The car started. The second night, he got strawberry. The car started. The third night, he ordered vanilla. The car failed to start. Now the engineer, being a logical man, refused to believe that this man's car was allergic to vanilla ice cream. He arranged, therefore, to continue his visits for as long as it took to solve the problem. And towards this end he began to take notes. He jotted down all sorts of data: time of day, types of gas uses, time to drive back and forth, etc. In a short time he had a clue. The man took less time to buy vanilla ice cream than any other flavour. Why? The answer was in the layout of the store. Vanilla, being the most popular flavour, was in a separate case at the front of the store for quick pickup. All the other flavours were kept in the back of the store at a different counter where it took considerably longer to check out the flavour.Â Now, the question for the engineer was why the car wouldn't start when it took less time. EUREKA ! Time was now the problem not the vanilla ice cream!!! The engineer quickly came up with the answer: "vapour lock". It was happening every night, but the extra time taken to get the other flavours allowed the engine to cool down sufficiently to start. When the man got vanilla, the engine was still too hot for the vapour lock to dissipate.

Lessons Learned: Even crazy looking problems are sometimes real and all problems seem to be simple only when we find the solution, with cool thinking

Something to Cheer You Up!

2008-12-10T08:24:00.005+08:00

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan
Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.
Lee Sum Wan : No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!
Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.
Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?
Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.
Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time for this!!!
Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?
Mr Sori : Im Sori.
Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
Mr Sori : Im Sori!!
Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me your name!
Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.
Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont care about ur uncle he’s a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important position in the company.
Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn’t work there.
Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!
Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!
Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im feeling mischievious i’ll broadcast it on the P.A system saying. “Attention, someone called and said that anyones brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry no one got injured and no one was sent to the hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways. The father maybe a somebody but if u’re their uncle, u’re a nobody. “how bout that!? Toot....Toot....Toot............

The Guys' Rules

2008-12-09T10:43:00.003+08:00

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down. Finally, the guys' side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good). We always hear "the rules"From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1"ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moonor the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping. Pass this to as many men as you can -to give them a laugh. Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh

God's Pharmacy...Amazing

2008-12-09T08:10:00.003+08:00

A friend sent this to me. It's been said that God first separated the salt water from the fresh, made dry land, planted a garden, created animals and fish... all before making a human.. He made and provided what we'd need before we were born. The following are best & more powerful when eaten raw. We're such slow learners...God left us a great clue as to what foods help which part of our body! God's Pharmacy! Amazing!

Sliced Carrot looks like the human eye. The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye ... and YES, science now shows carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and functioning of the eyes.

A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart has four chambers and is red. All of the research shows tomatoes are loaded with lycopine and are indeed pure heart and blood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.

A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds on the nut are just like the neo-cortex. We now know walnuts help develop more than three (3) dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.

C elery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and many more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23 % sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet, the body pulls it from the bones, thus making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.

Avocados, Eggplant and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats one avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight, and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? It takes exactly nine (9) months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit.

There are over 14,000 photolytic chemical constituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them). Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the mobility of male sperm and increase the numbers of sperm as well to overcome male sterility.

Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics. Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries Oranges, Grapefruits, and other Citrus fruits look just like the mammary glands of the female and actually assist the health of the breasts and the movement of lymph in and out of the breasts.

Onions look like the body's cells. Research shows onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells. They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes. A working companion, Garlic, also helps eliminate waste materials and dangerous radicals from the body.

Please don't break this even if you only send it to one person. Look at the date when this was started. Thanks
NOTICE AT THE END, THE DATE THE CANDLE WAS STARTED.
This candle was lit on the 15th of September, 1998.

HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

2008-12-05T14:58:00.002+08:00

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyze the situation:
a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
i. If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

6 Management Lessonsfor LIFE !! ---Good to share

2008-12-05T10:24:00.005+08:00

1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower,when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked infront of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with yourshareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal aleg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father,remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said,'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas ,driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone.'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone.'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5: A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer,who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began tosing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE And send this to five bright people who have enough sense of humor to take it!

Pchycological and Philosophical Advice

2008-12-03T12:27:00.005+08:00

Think! Think! Think!...

* Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.
* You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.
* When everything else is lost, the future still remains.
* Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war .
* The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.
* If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.
* If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.
* Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.
* You won't get a second chance to make the first impression .
* Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.
* Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.
* If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks.
* Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.
* If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
* Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything
* There are two kinds of failures.
Those who think and never do, and those who do and never think.
* Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
* All progress has resulted from unpopular decisions.
* Change your thoughts and you change your world.
* Understanding proves intelligence, not the speed of the learning.
* There are two kinds of fools in this world. Those who give advise and those who don't take it.
* The best way to kill an idea is to take it to a meeting.
* Management is doing things right. Leadership is doing the right things.

Difference Between Love & Marriage

2008-12-01T09:58:00.002+08:00

Lets think about it... hehehe

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

STORY BEHIND YOUR DATE OF BIRTH

2008-11-28T14:40:00.004+08:00

Before you read, please bear in mind that, your destiny already predefined by God and don't take whatever you'll find out in this article seriously. If it perfectly describe who you are, assume it just a coincidence and beleive me that you're the one who know yourself the best!. Think and happy reading...

If U were born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th of any month U r number 1....
If U were born on the 2nd, 11th, 20th, 29th of any month then U r number 2...
If U were born on the 3rd, 12th, 21st, 30th of any month then U r number 3...
If U were born on the 4th, 13th, 22nd, 31st of any month then U r number 4...
If U were born on the 5th, 14th, 23rd of any month then U r number 5...
If U were born on the 6th,15th,24th of any month then U r number 6...
If U were born on the 7th,16th,25th of any month then U r number 7...
If U were born on the 8th,17th,26th of any month then U r number 8...
If U were born on the 9th,18th,27th of any month then U r number 9...

Number 1

You are smart, straight talking, funny, stubborn, hardworking, honest, Jealous on competing basis, kind hearted, angry, friendly, authorities, famous person...always want to be and regarded as first on people Position, they are often like to be independent, will never be under Others, self confident people! You are most likely to fall in love in the younger age, but will get Marry when you mature! You are likely to have problems with people who have opposite views And you are most likely to take revenge over your Enemies in a long time basis. You are a spender, but you will have a good profession in the future. If you are guy you will be very popular that everybody will have mental attraction and respect at you. You can go anywhere from the local shop to the heart of the parliament because you are positive and Well talented in numerous issues!! But in your life you will always have some people who will work hard To bring you & your name down. This is undercover!! Coz of your smart behavior you will be hated by some People too... Your family life is very cool, you will have a very nice partner & Wonderful children... You are pioneer, independent & original...

Your best match is 4,6,8 good match is 3,5,7 !!!

Number 2

No matter what, you will be loved by every one coz your ruler is the Moon and every one loves the Moon. Well.. You are a person who day dream a lot, You have very low-self confidence, you need back up for every move in your life, you Are very much unpredictable. Means you do change according to time and circumstances, Kind a selfish, have a very strong sense of musical, artistic talent, verbal communication. Your attitudes are like the Moon, comes to gloom and fade away so everybody can expect Changes in you. You can be a next Mahatma Gandhi who does peace love or you can be a Hitler who wants to destroy the man kind and peace (I mean in the community and your own home).
If you really have a deep thought about your own believe in God you can Feel the difference which will make you stronger! Most of the time your Words are a kind of would be happening true! So without any knowledge You can predict the situation. You will become poets, writers, any Artistic business people! You are not strong in love, so you will be there and here till you get Marry.. If U r a girl you will be a responsible woman in the whole Family. If U r a man you will involve in fights & arguments in the family or Vice-versa. Means you will sacrifice your life for the goodness sake of Your family...You are gentle , intuitive with a broad vision, a power Behind the scenes, well balanced People!!!

Your best match is 2 ,5 ,9 no other people can put up with you !!!

Number 3

You are a person of hard hearted, selfish most of the times, religious, Loves to climb up in your life. You always tend to have lots of problems Within your family in the early stages but you will put up with everything.. You have the strong word power, pretty happy face.. So wherever you go always You have got what you wanted!!! And from the birth always wanted to work hard in order To achieve something.. You will not get Anything without hard work! When you reach a man/ woman age you want other younger Once to listen to you because you want younger people to respect people older than them. You do set so many examples to others. Generally you are not a cool person. It's not easy thing dealing with you. A tough player you are! But once you like someone's attitud! e then here you go, what can I say? It will be a lasting friendship. You always have respect from others. Your life seems to have lots of worries and problems but sure they won't be long.. You will always
have brilliant kids!!! You love the money a bit too much so temptation will push you to endless trying and trying.. If you are a guy then it's over. Looking after your family and help friends, so you will spend a life time just being generous and kind (except 21st born men). And number 3s you will be such an example of how to be in the culture & life!!! If you are girl then you have good character and culture & hardworking attitude. You always follow.. You are a freedom lover, creative, ambition focused, a person who brings beauty , hope & joy to this world!!!

Your best match 6 ,9. Good match 1 ,3 ,5 !!!

Number 4

You are very stubborn too, very hard working but unlucky in important matters in life, very cool, helpful, you have rough word power.. Might put lots of people away from you, you may cause nuisance to others if you are a man, and you often understands others and their problems well. If you are a girl you are very good with studies and arts. If you are a guy you spend most of the time after girl friends (almost) at times, you will have sort of too much fun life with mates & girls. Your friends will spend your time & money and get away with their life and you will become empty handed and don't know what to do... So be careful!! You love to spend anyway!!! Your good will is you are always there to help family and friends. Tell you what you people are little gem! s, specially the girls.. You always fall in love in younger age as well. You often live with disappointments, for an exampleyou have got a degree in some thing... but you will be unemployed.. or will do very ordinary jobs.But you will take care of your family very well...All you need to be careful of people who will take
advantage of your kind heart. And beware of your relations too.. You are radical, patient, persistent, a bit old-fashioned, you live with foundation & order...

Your best Match 1, 8. Good match 5 ,6 , 7 !!!

Number 5

You are very popular within the community, you can get things done by just chatting..to even enemies! You have a pretty good business mind, you are often have no-idea what is today is like, or tomorrow is like, you are a person who does anything when your head thinks 'lets do this'. You will be famous if you open up a business, get involve in share dealings, music etc.. Very popular with sense of humor ,you are the one your friends and families will always ask for help, and you are the one actually get money on credit and help your friends. You will have more than 1 relationship, but when u get settle down you will be a bit selfish anyway. Coz your other half will have a pretty good amount of control in you, be careful! You tend to go for other relationships! Contacts even you are married at times 'coz your popularity.. You are someone who get along with anyone coz the number 5 is the middle number.. Changes & freedom lovers you are! You are an explorer with magic on your face. You learn your life through experience and it's your best teacher!!!

Your best match 1 ,2 ,9. Good match 6 ,8 !!!

Number 6

Ooopppss..you are born to enjoy.. You don't care about others. I mean you are always want to enjoy your life time, you are a person.. You will be very good in either education or work wise or business management! You are talented,
kind (but with only people who you think are nice), very beautiful girls and guys, popular and more than lucky with anything in your lives. All the goodness does come with you. Your mind and body is just made perfect for love. You are lovable by any other numbers. But if you are a number 6 man, you will experience kind of looks from most girls and will involve in more than few relationships until you get married. If you are girl, most of you will get marry/engaged early. You are ! a caring person towards your family & friends . If you miss the half-way mark then you are about to suffer physically and mentally. Generally you will lead a very good inner-home happiness with nothing short of. You are a person of compassion, comfort & fairness, domestic responsibility, good judgment, and after all you can heal this world wounds to make peace for every life coz you have the great power of caring talent to make this world of love one step further...

Your best match 1, 6, 9. Good match 4, 5!!!

Number 7

You have got the attraction to anyone out there, you are realistic, very confident, happy, such a talented individual with your education, music, arts, singing, and most importantly acting too. You have real problems with bad temper! If you are a girl, you are popular with the subjects listed above. You give up things for your parents. I mean you value your family status a lot, you will be in the top rank when you reach a certain age. If you are a guy you are popular with girls, you are a very talented too. Most of the number 7s face lots of problems with their marriage life.Only a very few are happy. You have everything in your life, but still always number 7s have some sort of unfullfilness, such worries all their lifetime. It's probably the Lord given you al! l sort of over the
standard humans talents and you are about to suffer in family life. So you need to get ready looking for a partner rather than waiting. If you don't, then you might end-up single. So take care with this issue, ok? You are wonderful, friendly, artistic, happy person.. You are born to contribute lots to this world!!!

Your best match is 2. Good matches are 1,4 !!!

Number 8

You are a very strong personality, there's no one out there will understand you. You are very good at pointing your finger at some thing and say 'this is what'. You are more likely to suffer from the early ages. I mean poverty. If your times are not good you might lose either of your parent and end up looking after your entire family. You often suffer all the way in life. The problems will not allow you to study further, but you will learn the life in a very practical way. You are the one who will fight for justice and may die in the war too. You are normally very reserved with handful of friends and most of the time live life lonely and always prepared to help others. Well. once you get married (which is often late) then your bad lucks will go away a bit and you! u become safe. You will face un-expected problems such as : the error, government, poisonous animals, accidents. You are some one with great discipline, persistence, courage, strength which will take you to success. You are a great part of a family team. You are a fighter! Your Best match 1 ,4, 8. Good match 5 !!!

Number 9

Hey....you guys are the incompatibles people in the world. You are so
strong, physically and mentally... You are often have big-aims. You will work hard and hard to get there. Normally you suffer in the early age from family problems and generally you will have fighting life.. But when you achieve what you have done, it's always a big task you have done! You are so much respected in the community, you are a person who can make a challenge and successfully finish the matter off. You are very naughty in your younger age, often beaten up by your parents and involve in fights and you seemed to have lots of injuries in your life time. But when u grow you become calm and macho type. Love is not an easy matter for you. You are good in engineering or banking jobs coz people always trust you. Your family life is very good, but will have worries over your children. Your such qualities are humanitarian, patient, very wise & compassionate. You are born to achieve targets and serve every one all equally without any prejudice. You are totally a role model to anybody in the world for a great inspiration. Your Best match 3, 5, 6, 9. Good match 2

Muthu and his life

2008-11-27T13:44:00.004+08:00

MUTHU & THE INTERVIEWER
Interviewer : What is your birth date?
Muthu : 13th October
Interviewer : Which year?
Muthu : ... EVERY YEAR

MUTHU & HIS MANAGER
Manager asked to Muthu at an interview....Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Muthu replied: P-O-S-T-B-O- X

MUTHU & LONDON TRIP
After returning back from a foreign trip, Muthu asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife : No! Why?
Muthu : In London, a lady asked me, "Are you a foreigner?".. that's why ...
Wife : SHOCKED!

MUTHU & TOURIST
One tourist fromU.S.A.asked to Muthu whether any great man born in this village or not.. and Muthu said .. "No sir, only babies were born here .. "

MUTHU & HIS EXPERIMENT
Muthu was doing experiment with cockroach. First he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked.Thenhe cut it's second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cutthe third leg and did the same. At last he cut it's fourth leg andordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walkSuddenly Muthu said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.Muthu become a saint!

MUTHU & DRIVER
When Muthu was travelling with his wife in a motorised tricycle, the driver adjusted mirror. Muthu shouted,"You are trying to see my wife ? Sit back. I will drive.

MUTHU GOES TO HOTEL
Muthuwent in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There hestarted washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Muthu pointed towards the board "WASHBASIN "

MUTHU & INTERVIEWER - FINAL PART
Interviewer : Just imagine your in 20th floor in a building, it caught fire and how will you escape ?
Muthu : It's simple.. I will just stop my imagination ..

Oh .. i forgot . the funniest part ..On a political rally Muthu was arrested. Why ????????????Because, a woman journalist walking with a badge wrote "PRESS" on her right chest ... and he did it !

10 Things We Waste

2008-11-26T15:28:00.003+08:00

10 Things We Waste (based on a lesson of Ibn Qayyim al-Jawziyyah)

1. Our Knowledge– Wasted by not taking action with it.
2. Our Actions– Wasted by committing them with out sincerity.
3. Our Wealth– Wasted by using on things that will not bring us ajr. We waste our money, our status, our authority, on things which have no benefit in this life or in akhirah.
4. Our Hearts– Wasted because they are empty from the love of Allah, and the feeling of longing to go to Him, and a feeling of peace and contentment. In it’s place, our hearts are filled with something or someone else.
5. Our Bodies– Wasted because we don’t use them in ibadah and service of Allah
6. Our Love– Our emotional love is misdirected, not towards Allah, but towards something/someone else.
7. Our Time– Wasted, not used properly, to compensate for that which has passed, by doing what is righteous to make up for past deeds
8. Our Intellect– Wasted on things that are not beneficial, that are detremental to society and the individual, not in contemplation or reflection.
9. Our Service– Wasted in service of someone who will not bring us closer to Allah, or benefit in dunyaa
10. Our Dhikr– Wasted, because it does not effect us or our hearts.

Letter of Keep In Touch

2008-11-26T14:08:00.009+08:00

Hi all visitors, thank you for being here whether it is willingly or accidentally. The purpose of this blog as you read on the description is to share my collection of chain letter which circulated by my dear friends. I believe some of the letter/email already received by you either from somebody known or alien to you. Some of you may just read the title and press delete button on you keyboard or maybe you read and just forget the email or maybe you forward the email to your other friend including the sender(as stated at the end of many chain letter). Then the email buried deep into your massive inbox as time goes by or it may end up in deleted item and disposed forever.

What ever people say, when I received a chain/forwarded email from somebody I know, I believe they sent it to me purposely and sincerely. This shows that at least they still remember me by including me in their email list and indirectly it mean..."please keep in touch fren".

Last but not least, there are alot of good advice and reminder that we can abstract from the email direct or indirectly.